Stupid Texas - Page 5

skysidhe · 01-05-2010, 07:40 AM

Would have been more funny but you forgot insert Shawnees googly eyed emoticon. It carried the mood!

chrisinhouston · 01-05-2010, 08:06 AM

I've lived here since 1980 which makes me almost a native. I've thought of moving on but all places have pluses and minuses. Right now, my wife has a good job so for us it is a paycheck and several of our kids and grand kids are here.

Things I like: Mild winter, beautiful wildflowers in the spring, good fishing and hunting, good hiking and camping withing a few hour drive, good restaurant scene and performing arts scene (Houston area), NO STATE
INCOME TAX!!!

Things I dislike: Extreme humidity at any given time of the year (when it rains here in the summer the steam comes off of the street), hot summer temps (especially August and early September), red state (for now), high property taxes, high utility costs, potholes.

plthijinx · 01-05-2010, 09:07 AM

I have yet to drink out of a bar glass with an ad on it. Texas isn't a bad state at all. only gripe I have is the cops here and DA's. They'll railroad you quicker than you can say "I didn't do it!" all for a notch in the bedpost resume.

dar512 · 01-05-2010, 11:10 AM

If I had to guess, I'd guess that your friend will be disappointed in both the relationship and the job. But I could be wrong and everyone has to make their own mistakes. Be supportive and hope for the best for your friend.

Urbane Guerrilla · 01-05-2010, 11:19 AM

Dropped in on TX a couple of times myself. Scattershot impressions: They are good at barbeque there. The West TX accent around San Angelo isn't a social asset unless softpedaled by getting around enough to get cosmopolitan. Texas Creative Anachronists are about like Creative Anachronists anywhere, which most of the time means good folk. June bugs can fly, but can't steer -- this can either annoy you, or entertain you. I'd eat at The Big Texan (Amarillo) again; wonder where they get those violent jalapeños that kick harder than serranos. College Station seems more cosmopolitan than San Angelo. And I think I'd like the Big Bend country and the environs of Terlingua, where they do stunt-chili of immense elaboration and subtlety.

morethanpretty · 01-05-2010, 08:59 PM

UG: First you have to start with the right seed, second we've found that the older a jalapeno plant gets, the hotter the peppers. So get yourself some jalapeno seeds, grow a few plants, keep the ones that had the best peppers alive. Bring 'em inside during the winter. Just keep doin that every year and the pepper should get hotter and hotter. Also try chipotle peppers in adobe sauce, I don't remember the brand I buy, but look in the Mexican section of your Walmart or grocery store. Hopefully they'll have some.

Glinda · 01-06-2010, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisinhouston

Things I dislike: Extreme humidity at any given time of the year (when it rains here in the summer the steam comes off of the street), hot summer temps (especially August and early September), red state (for now), high property taxes, high utility costs, potholes.

You forgot to mention the motherfackinsonofabitchenHAGGISbastard bugs. Oh, and the hurricanes. Can't forget the %$#@! hurricanes.

01-05-2010, 09:07 AM	#63
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	I have yet to drink out of a bar glass with an ad on it. Texas isn't a bad state at all. only gripe I have is the cops here and DA's. They'll railroad you quicker than you can say "I didn't do it!" all for a notch in the bedpost resume. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

01-05-2010, 11:10 AM	#64
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	If I had to guess, I'd guess that your friend will be disappointed in both the relationship and the job. But I could be wrong and everyone has to make their own mistakes. Be supportive and hope for the best for your friend. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

01-05-2010, 11:19 AM	#65
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	Dropped in on TX a couple of times myself. Scattershot impressions: They are good at barbeque there. The West TX accent around San Angelo isn't a social asset unless softpedaled by getting around enough to get cosmopolitan. Texas Creative Anachronists are about like Creative Anachronists anywhere, which most of the time means good folk. June bugs can fly, but can't steer -- this can either annoy you, or entertain you. I'd eat at The Big Texan (Amarillo) again; wonder where they get those violent jalapeños that kick harder than serranos. College Station seems more cosmopolitan than San Angelo. And I think I'd like the Big Bend country and the environs of Terlingua, where they do stunt-chili of immense elaboration and subtlety. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

01-05-2010, 08:59 PM	#66
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	UG: First you have to start with the right seed, second we've found that the older a jalapeno plant gets, the hotter the peppers. So get yourself some jalapeno seeds, grow a few plants, keep the ones that had the best peppers alive. Bring 'em inside during the winter. Just keep doin that every year and the pepper should get hotter and hotter. Also try chipotle peppers in adobe sauce, I don't remember the brand I buy, but look in the Mexican section of your Walmart or grocery store. Hopefully they'll have some. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

01-05-2010, 07:40 AM	#61
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	Would have been more funny but you forgot insert Shawnees googly eyed emoticon. It carried the mood!

01-05-2010, 08:06 AM	#62
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	I've lived here since 1980 which makes me almost a native. I've thought of moving on but all places have pluses and minuses. Right now, my wife has a good job so for us it is a paycheck and several of our kids and grand kids are here. Things I like: Mild winter, beautiful wildflowers in the spring, good fishing and hunting, good hiking and camping withing a few hour drive, good restaurant scene and performing arts scene (Houston area), NO STATE INCOME TAX!!! Things I dislike: Extreme humidity at any given time of the year (when it rains here in the summer the steam comes off of the street), hot summer temps (especially August and early September), red state (for now), high property taxes, high utility costs, potholes.

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