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Old 09-19-2011, 09:42 AM   #181
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arrrr, they forgit them at the hideaway, just like you, matey.
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Old 09-19-2011, 08:05 PM   #182
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So a pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel attached to his pants. Bar tender says, "Dude, what's with the wheel?" Pirates says, "Arggggh, its driving me nuts!"
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Old 09-19-2012, 04:41 PM   #183
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Arrr.
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Old 09-19-2012, 04:47 PM   #184
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Why did the pirate go to the Aaaaapple store?

To get an iPatch!
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Old 09-19-2012, 06:24 PM   #185
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Thanks, you just gave me a great joke for my neighborhood bar. They groaned, I laughed!
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Old 09-19-2012, 06:25 PM   #186
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mine's a bud.
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Old 09-20-2012, 02:07 AM   #187
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Missed it.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, well. Never mind.
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Old 09-20-2012, 02:30 AM   #188
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Missed it.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaah, well. Never mind.
I missed it to. I mistakenly talked like a wench all day yesterday.

A Kiwi wench at that, thanks to Ducks guide on how to talk Kiwi she posted on fb. was hilarious.
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Old 09-20-2012, 08:43 AM   #189
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Obama didn't forget
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Old 09-20-2012, 09:15 PM   #190
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Yaaaaarbbut he took seven of our eight pieces and spent them on lice treatment for the scabby cabin boys
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Old 09-21-2012, 10:55 AM   #191
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I missed it to. I mistakenly talked like a wench all day yesterday.

A Kiwi wench at that, thanks to Ducks guide on how to talk Kiwi she posted on fb. was hilarious.
oh cut and paste. I'm not on fb
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Old 09-25-2012, 08:38 PM   #192
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missed it.

craaaap.
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Old 09-19-2013, 02:29 PM   #193
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ARRGHHH! NOT THIS YEAR, MATIES!




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Old 09-19-2013, 03:00 PM   #194
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Yo ho ho ho, tis a Pyrate's dozen of donuts for me!!!

And I *do* have the costume!!
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Old 09-19-2013, 07:41 PM   #195
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Shit, I looked like the fuck out of a pirate today.

Completely forgot about the talking-like part.
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