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[Diaphone Jim]

Gallagher on TP:
See, it's frivolous, superfluous products in America. Like scented toilet paper... is the dumbest thing in the world! The only thing you don't have to make smell good cause it's gonna get fucked up. Who is that smell there to impress? My thumb? If you want to impress my thumb, make it thicker in the middle.

[xoxoxoBruce]

I like some of the furniture, dresser and highboys.

[tw]

Toilet paper should have doily patterns. That make it more cultured.

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Originally Posted by Diaphone Jim

Gallagher on TP:
See, it's frivolous, superfluous products in America. Like scented toilet paper... is the dumbest thing in the world! The only thing you don't have to make smell good cause it's gonna get fucked up. Who is that smell there to impress? My thumb? If you want to impress my thumb, make it thicker in the middle.

THUMB?! HOW THE HELL IS HE USING TOILET PAPER?!?!?!

[Undertoad]

The right consistency of shit would fit neatly into the patterns and even enhance them

[captainhook455]

Originally Posted by Undertoad

The right consistency of shit would fit neatly into the patterns and even enhance them

You a sick dude.lol.

[Diaphone Jim]

I have to admit that that part of his routine has bothered me for twenty years or more.
I guess every family and/or part of the world has their own way of doing things.
Perhaps some of our more adventurous posters can do some investigation, so to speak, and report back.

[henry quirk]

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[xoxoxoBruce]

But they are quite profitable... for Roto-Rooter.

[Carruthers]

Legal cannabis helps homes to hit a high

Cannabis does not just make humans high, it also has the same effect on house prices.

Research has found that in those areas of Colorado that voted for full legalisation of marijuana, property values have risen on average by a groovy 6 per cent. Meanwhile in those that chose to keep prohibition, there has been a distinctly mellow response in the housing market.

The research was possible because of the way Colorado has introduced a law change, passed in 2012.
Although the state itself repealed legislation banning cannabis, it was left to the hundreds of individual municipalities to decide whether or not they wanted to allow its sale.

This in effect created a natural experiment. While the stoners of Boulder, Basalt and Red Cliff chose to join the tokers of Silver Plume in embracing the herb, nearby Severance, Cokedale and Two Buttes kept the status quo. From a purely economic perspective though, which was right?

Cheng Cheng, a researcher at the University of Mississippi, said that when he began the investigation he genuinely did not know which way the market would go in response.

By comparing property prices before and after full legalisation, and looking to see what happened in those areas with no change, his paper in the journal Economic Inquiry showed that there was a clear effect.

In the first quarter after sales were allowed, prices jumped by 3 per cent. Then they continued increasing by the same amount again, at a more steady rate.

“We think the major benefits could come from the easier and legal access to recreational marijuana, the new entrepreneurial and employment opportunities and the increased tax revenues for local governments that were created by the legalisation,” said Professor Cheng.

Does this mean, though, that Britain should follow Colorado’s lead? “If our study is any indication, marijuana legalisation could bring large net benefits for housing market participants,” Professor Cheng said. “That does not necessarily imply that everyone will be better off. ” He also said that long-term health and crime effects could outweigh those benefits.

Sometimes I find life very puzzling.

The Times

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Originally Posted by Carruthers

Sometimes I find life very puzzling.

The Times

Get high. You'll still be puzzled, but, at least you'll be high.

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Originally Posted by henry quirk

(one of the) the dumbest thing(s) in the world: moist towelettes for the bum

What? Even bums need clean hands.

[Undertoad]

And yet it can be bought. There's the inevitability of markets. Governments cannot prevent markets when there is demand.

In the USSR, a third of the food consumed was bought and sold on the black market.

[sexobon]

Police in Germany rescue man being chased by baby squirrel

German police have rescued a man after he called for help saying a baby squirrel would not leave him alone.

Emergency services received a call on Thursday from the man, who claimed he was being chased down the street by the tiny animal.
Police in the city of Karlsruhe said the unnamed man called them in desperation after he was unable to shake off the small rodent.

Officers sent a police patrol car out to investigate and arrived to find the chase still in full flow. But the drama ended suddenly when the squirrel, apparently exhausted by its exertions, lay down abruptly and fell asleep. ...

… “It often happens that squirrels which have lost their mothers look for a replacement and then focus their efforts on one person,” said the police spokeswoman Christina Krenz.

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He's pining for the fjords.