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Old 09-02-2015, 01:20 PM   #1
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A stationary object? WTF?
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Old 09-03-2015, 07:50 AM   #2
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A stationary object? WTF?
Instead of object hitting head, it was head hitting object
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Old 09-02-2015, 02:36 PM   #3
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paperweight? letter opener?


yes, I know I'm mispeling it. on porpoise
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Old 09-03-2015, 08:14 AM   #4
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh good catch.
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Old 09-03-2015, 08:37 AM   #5
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Unless it's your head.
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Old 09-08-2015, 12:36 PM   #6
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Ow, my bank account!!!!

Or:

How To Turn Your Ferrari Into Confetti:

It starts by saying "Viewer Discretion Advised", the only carnage is to that poor Ferrari, there's nothing graphic here, unless you really like Ferraris. It don't even catch fire.

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Old 10-05-2015, 03:05 PM   #7
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"So there I was, careening around the track at a screaming 175 mph, balls out coming around turn 4, when all of a sudden--":



He's fine, btw.
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Old 10-22-2015, 02:54 PM   #8
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Dude went fishing, and caught a Holstein:

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...or, Dude went catfishing, and caught a cowfish.
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Old 10-22-2015, 06:25 PM   #9
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Wow, look at the udder on that baby.
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Old 10-26-2015, 08:51 PM   #10
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That 2 second pause before the agony wells up....
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Old 10-27-2015, 03:09 PM   #11
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It's kinda like "Oof!! Holy cra--Hey, that's not so ba--OH, OH GOD!!!!!!"
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Old 11-01-2015, 02:32 PM   #12
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Sorry. The following link has the video of the 8-lateral touch-down play,
but you have to wait thru a booze commercial before you can watch it.

It is worth the wait.

However...

ACC suspends officials from Miami-Duke game; TD should not have counted
USA Today - Dan Wolken - Nov 1, 2015
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The Atlantic Coast Conference acknowledged Sunday that Miami’s kickoff return touchdown
to beat Duke 30-27 should not have counted and that officials made four major errors during the last play.

Though the ACC is not overturning the result of the game, the league has suspended
both the on-field officiating crew and the two replay booth officials for two games.
. . .
The ACC determined that a Miami player’s knee was down before releasing one of the eight laterals
that allowed the play to happen, which was apparent both on video and in still pictures
that were being circulated on social media late Saturday night.

The ACC acknowledged that this call should have been overturned.
“If called, this would have ended the game,” the ACC said.
The ACC also said Miami should have been penalized for a player leaving the bench
and entering the field of play during a return. That penalty wouldn’t have impacted
the touchdown ruling because it should have been a dead ball foul.

The league said the flag for a block in the back that was picked up
— initially negating Miami’s touchdown before officials conferred —
was called correctly but that the referee didn’t properly communicate why the decision was made.
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Old 11-01-2015, 07:33 PM   #13
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Old 11-03-2015, 04:06 PM   #14
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Heh, that was pretty awesome.
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Old 11-04-2015, 01:40 PM   #15
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