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Old 05-17-2020, 09:56 AM   #1
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I've always thought that I could hold up under waterboarding for somewhat longer than average because I use a neti pot so often. It's basically just willfully drowning yourself in saltwater--but boy does it get the job done (the neti pot, I mean, not the torture.)
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Old 05-17-2020, 04:36 PM   #2
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I've always thought that I could hold up under waterboarding for somewhat longer than average because I use a neti pot so often. It's basically just willfully drowning yourself in saltwater--but boy does it get the job done (the neti pot, I mean, not the torture.)
Worst tea ever, though.
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Old 05-17-2020, 07:59 PM   #3
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Old 05-18-2020, 01:18 AM   #4
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I've always thought that I could hold up under waterboarding for somewhat longer than average because I use a neti pot so often. It's basically just willfully drowning yourself in saltwater--but boy does it get the job done (the neti pot, I mean, not the torture.)
****shudders****
**winces**
***shudders some more***

I honestly think I'd rather prep for a colonoscopy.
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Old 05-19-2020, 08:38 AM   #5
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I've always thought that I could hold up under waterboarding for somewhat longer than average because I use a neti pot so often.
Let's do some experiments. I've got this secret facility in Hungary where we can test you without any outside interference or knowledge that might interfere with those tests.
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