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01-20-2013, 09:27 PM | #1 |
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I can see the mouths dropping when that chick is 80 showing her tits at mardi gras She will look like a Rorschach..
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01-20-2013, 10:14 PM | #2 |
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You boys never been to Kentucky, I take it. Or know anything about Scotland.
Ireland the only source of good sipping whiskies. :giant eyeroll:
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01-21-2013, 03:28 PM | #3 | |
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Now if you want to talk cigars, I can blow your mind.
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01-21-2013, 04:06 PM | #4 |
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Expensive whisky*, and cheap cigars**...There's an evening well-spent!
*Wild Turkey Rare Breed (108.2 proof) **Swisher Sweet Sweet Coronella
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01-21-2013, 12:06 AM | #5 | |
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AS I understand it, Scotch is smokier and heavier. Irish smooth and lighter.
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whisky in Gaelic is uisage beatha The Water of Life IF you read Outlander, it comes up a bit. I did the audio book, so I got the pronunciation of "uisge beatha" by Davina Porter. I have never seen a picture of Davina Porter, but I'm pretty sure I'd do bad awful things to her person if I got the chance. She has one of those voices like Emma Thompson ( who stars as DanaC in my 'cellar reading voice in my head') the narrator from 'Stranger Than Fiction' Where Will Farrell is hearing the events of his life, narrated by an author writing her masterpiece, in his head.
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01-21-2013, 04:21 AM | #6 |
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I went to school with Emma Thompson.
Not all Scotch uses peat-smoked malted barley. The island malts tend to, the Highland (Speyside) whiskies tend to be lighter ...
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01-21-2013, 09:12 AM | #7 | |
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Apart from marrying Branagh, WTF?
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01-21-2013, 09:47 AM | #8 |
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I'm afraid she was, just a bit ...
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01-21-2013, 07:21 AM | #9 |
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Davina Porter:
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01-21-2013, 08:41 AM | #10 |
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Damn your eyes, clobble.
Youre usually pretty smart. I posit that you KNEW that I specifically didn't google her picture so as not to jeopardize potential fapping material. And furthermore, that you willfully attempted to pop my fap bubble!
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01-21-2013, 09:05 AM | #11 |
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You posit... correctly, sir.
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01-21-2013, 09:13 AM | #12 |
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Well then. Brad Pitt has a 3" willy
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01-21-2013, 09:16 AM | #13 |
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Jim I read that you didn't goggle her picture. Which seemed appropriate.
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01-21-2013, 09:18 AM | #14 |
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Come on, you'll have to work harder than that. Brad Pitt's gross. All hairy, with that weird-shaped mouth... I like the nerds, jim, the nerds!
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01-21-2013, 10:42 AM | #15 |
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Me???
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