What is pissing you off this time? - Page 68

busterb · 12-22-2014, 02:54 AM

well now that we have that. Think I'll go to bed.

Gravdigr · 12-22-2014, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

(unless you're reading a gravdigr late-night post

)

Hey!

Gravdigr · 12-22-2014, 03:09 PM

Carruthers' plumbing troubles reminds me:

A doctor was getting ready for his day, when he realized the plumbing wasn't working. He called for a plumber, and after a while the fellow shows up, works for about twenty minutes, and presents the doctor with a bill for $400.

The doctor, upon seeing the bill, explodes "Holy shit, I'm a doctor, even I don't make that kind of money!".

The plumber replied "When I was a doctor, I didn't make that kind of money, either.".

Clodfobble · 12-22-2014, 05:03 PM

I think she's implying that the British feel bad for inconveniencing professionals, whereas Americans feel no such guilt--we're paying them, they can damn well show up on a weekend when we need them and be grateful for our money.

monster · 12-22-2014, 05:55 PM

bingo

DanaC · 12-23-2014, 03:48 AM

Ahhh! ok that makes sense. I was thinking....do Americans not pay for plumbers?

:P

Gravdigr · 12-23-2014, 10:06 AM

The Affordable Plumbing Act was shot down.

classicman · 12-26-2014, 04:02 PM

hahahahahahahaa

Gravdigr · 12-26-2014, 04:49 PM

I swear to God, if the fast food chains start paying those stupid little fucktards $15/hour you will read/watch/hear about the shit that goes down in Gravdigrville.

If your curse on the world works at a fast food joint, when that ignorant stupid little waste of sperm gets off work you better hug that piece of shit tight, tell them how much you love them and that your ever so thankful they don't work in Kentucky.

Or, teach your goddamn sprog some manners, some respect, and how to count beyond three (3).

Carruthers · 12-26-2014, 04:55 PM

A less than positive experience at your local branch of McKentuckyfriedarbyburger?

Gravdigr · 12-27-2014, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Carruthers

Yet another less than positive experience at your local branch of McKentuckyfriedarbyburger?

Fixed it.

monster · 12-27-2014, 05:55 PM

you could stop going to such places? Or at least stop asking for a BJ at the drive-thru...

Carruthers · 12-27-2014, 09:35 PM

Two days on and we still don't know what happened.

Come on, Grav. Spill the beans...

...or the burgers.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-28-2014, 12:05 AM

He can't... it, it's was just to painful to think about.

Gravdigr · 12-29-2014, 05:45 PM

When my order was a burger and a drink shy, I came inside to get it straightened out. When I explained what was wrong (fairly calmly, I might add, although you won't believe it) the little bassturd snatched, snatched, the bag, I assume to correct my order, off the counter, and rolled his eyes at me.

We all have triggers. Now the young fellow working the counter knew one of mine. I hate that shit.

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I tell ya what, ya smarmy little fuck, just give me my money back. You roll your eyes at me again, I'm gonna knock you cross-eyed.

What are ya gonna do? As much as I might like to, ya can't just hand out ass-whoopings willy-nilly. Plus, you run the risk of getting handed one yourself. Ya can't set the place on fire, there's laws and shit. So, the next ten times I want one of that kind of burger...

...I'm going somewhere else. That's my only revenge, take my money elsewhere. It doesn't bother the store, doesn't bother the company, therefore accomplishes nothing. Absolutely nothing. But I feel better knowing they're not getting my money.

What I'd actually like to do is kick the boy's mom & dad in the face with a golf shoe. "Raise yer fucking kids." POW!, right in the kisser. POW!, right in the kisser. POW!, right in the kisser. POW!, right in the kisser. POW!, right in the kisser. POW!, right in the kisser. POW!, right in the kisser.[/FamilyGuy]

12-22-2014, 02:54 AM	#1
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	well now that we have that. Think I'll go to bed. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch.

12-22-2014, 03:09 PM	#3
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Carruthers' plumbing troubles reminds me: A doctor was getting ready for his day, when he realized the plumbing wasn't working. He called for a plumber, and after a while the fellow shows up, works for about twenty minutes, and presents the doctor with a bill for $400. The doctor, upon seeing the bill, explodes "Holy shit, I'm a doctor, even I don't make that kind of money!". The plumber replied "When I was a doctor, I didn't make that kind of money, either.". __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-22-2014, 05:03 PM	#4
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I think she's implying that the British feel bad for inconveniencing professionals, whereas Americans feel no such guilt--we're paying them, they can damn well show up on a weekend when we need them and be grateful for our money. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

12-22-2014, 05:55 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	bingo __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-23-2014, 10:06 AM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	The Affordable Plumbing Act was shot down. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-26-2014, 04:02 PM	#8
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	hahahahahahahaa __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-26-2014, 04:49 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I swear to God, if the fast food chains start paying those stupid little fucktards $15/hour you will read/watch/hear about the shit that goes down in Gravdigrville. If your curse on the world works at a fast food joint, when that ignorant stupid little waste of sperm gets off work you better hug that piece of shit tight, tell them how much you love them and that your ever so thankful they don't work in Kentucky. Or, teach your goddamn sprog some manners, some respect, and how to count beyond three (3). __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-26-2014, 04:55 PM	#10
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	A less than positive experience at your local branch of McKentuckyfriedarbyburger?

12-27-2014, 05:55 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	you could stop going to such places? Or at least stop asking for a BJ at the drive-thru... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-27-2014, 09:35 PM	#13
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	Two days on and we still don't know what happened. Come on, Grav. Spill the beans... ...or the burgers.

12-28-2014, 12:05 AM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	He can't... it, it's was just to painful to think about. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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