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Sundae · 08-02-2011, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Like me talking to Gaines: hey gainesy wainesy kee kat boy. gainesy wainesy bugsy wugsy is a kee kat boy, a kee kat boy...

Oh dear.
Same here I'm afriad.

Diz is Babba-lou (because I can rhyme it with What's up with you, Babba-lou?)
Babba-boy (no excuse for that one)
Troublicious
Boychick
Monkey-trousers (esp when flaunting his bum)
Monstarry
Angel-Pie and from that just Pie or Piya

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC

So...celebration pilau rice usually comes in three colours *smiles*

I knew the story but it's still a cool name.
Now tell us the embarrassing names you call him.
Infi and I have already confessed.

DanaC · 08-02-2011, 02:41 PM

Oh gosh...so many...

Pilster, Mr P., Pilau Poppet, Pilau Brown Bread, Muffin, muppet, Baby boy, sweetie pie, beastie bum, The pudster, Pud, pudding, Pilau pudding. My very own brahn baby (fast show ;p). And sometimes I tell him he's my beautiful beardie with long brown hair (which is a bastardisation of a Smack the Pony sketch). Oh yeah, and sometimes I call him Poor Pilau of the Poorly Paw.

I use show quotes a lot with him. Like sometimes I'l tell him: I am your mummy. I will always be your mummy (from DoctorWho, The Empty Child).

I talk to him a lot. I tell him he's my little wolf. My little wolf in lamb's clothing. I tell him that it's not right when people say he' a bad dog...they don't understand. It's not easy being Brown. And it's so unfair when peoplecast aspersions because, at the end of the day, he's just doin' his doggy best, as he understands it, with his doggy brain, and nobody, nobody could ask any more o fhim than that.

This is the sort of shit I am saying to him whilst stroking him :p

Oh yeah, and I tell him he's a good dog. A clever dog, and so polite. Never raises his voice, never shouts. He's just really, really good, and really really quiet. And that's why everybody loves Pilau. They all love Pilau, 'cause he's so good.

infinite monkey · 08-02-2011, 02:44 PM

Bravo, Dana!

Sundae · 08-02-2011, 02:51 PM

I have more, I can confess.
Mebbe we need a new thread.
Single Women Who Talk to Their Pets But Will Smack You in the Chops if You Suggest Said Pets Are Child Substitutes.

If Diz was a child he'd have been taken into care by now, the things I sometimes say to him.
Oh and on account of him being dyslexlical.

DanaC · 08-02-2011, 04:36 PM

Pilau would by now have progressed from a young offenders institute to proper prison.

Trilby · 08-02-2011, 04:57 PM

Autumn Nicole - My JRT doggie. Her nickname is Tummy (AuTUM - get it?)

Spiderman - a very tomboyish girl kitty who is black.

Zoey (the new momma!) - a long haired black kitty with the attitude of a dumb blonde.

Carly - a calico who is as sweet as candy. Nickname Carlita-Pumpkin Pita.

Stella - a tabby who is really a boy but we thought was a girl for a loooong time. Poor thing.

and Harry. RIP Harry. He died two New Year Days ago. We called him Hare the Bear.

Pico and ME · 08-02-2011, 08:32 PM

Beau, my first very own totally unshared cat, was almost always just Bo Bo.

Turbo is the 'little one' most times. And that just comes from when he was a little kitty and I would put him on the bed and whisper to him to go to sleep. Which he usually did. Now when I whisper to him, he will still blink his eyes like he is getting sleepy. My sweet little one.

Aliantha · 08-02-2011, 08:39 PM

We call our dog Cleo Ki-ki mostly because Max still only pronounces her name Kee-o. I call my cat Shadow, shaddy baddy because he is a bad kitty sometimes. We have a cat called Skinny who gets Skinny Mini a lot because she really is a little cat. Gizmo gets Gizzy a lot and Dolly gets Dolly Wolly. At other times they are all referred to in profane language.

Nirvana · 08-02-2011, 08:44 PM

My blue Australian cattle dog will actually come to "shut yer piehole" Cattle dogs have a keening kind of shriek. The phrase is warranted!!

skysidhe · 08-02-2011, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Sky, you aren't going to make a penny on a retired grey hound. The reason they retire them is that they just don't win races. You really want to get a new, fresh one. Look for reputable breeders but expect to pay some coin.

Good luck!

Do you really think I want a retired grey hound so I can make money and win races?

Sundae · 08-03-2011, 07:23 AM

Big Sarge.
I am worried and too far away to help.

We only have an internet relationship but I know he's one of the good guys, he's so thoughtful, loves his family, has served his country and now feels abandoned in the hell of ill health.

And I can't do anything except try to think of kind words.

infinite monkey · 08-03-2011, 07:27 AM

Sometimes that's all we can do. Your caring thoughts mean so much to him, I'm sure. Knowing people care is sometimes all we need to keep putting one foot in front of the other.

Get well soon, Sarge. If you do I'll mail Sundae to you, after I win the lottery.

Sundae · 08-03-2011, 09:09 AM

Not in duct tape I hope!

infinite monkey · 08-03-2011, 09:11 AM

I was thinking saran wrap.

Sundae · 08-03-2011, 09:27 AM

Sweat-tastic!

08-02-2011, 04:57 PM	#7056
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Autumn Nicole - My JRT doggie. Her nickname is Tummy (AuTUM - get it?) Spiderman - a very tomboyish girl kitty who is black. Zoey (the new momma!) - a long haired black kitty with the attitude of a dumb blonde. Carly - a calico who is as sweet as candy. Nickname Carlita-Pumpkin Pita. Stella - a tabby who is really a boy but we thought was a girl for a loooong time. Poor thing. and Harry. RIP Harry. He died two New Year Days ago. We called him Hare the Bear. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-02-2011, 08:39 PM	#7058
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	We call our dog Cleo Ki-ki mostly because Max still only pronounces her name Kee-o. I call my cat Shadow, shaddy baddy because he is a bad kitty sometimes. We have a cat called Skinny who gets Skinny Mini a lot because she really is a little cat. Gizmo gets Gizzy a lot and Dolly gets Dolly Wolly. At other times they are all referred to in profane language. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-02-2011, 08:44 PM	#7059
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	My blue Australian cattle dog will actually come to "shut yer piehole" Cattle dogs have a keening kind of shriek. The phrase is warranted!! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

08-02-2011, 02:44 PM	#7053
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Bravo, Dana!

08-02-2011, 02:51 PM	#7054
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I have more, I can confess. Mebbe we need a new thread. Single Women Who Talk to Their Pets But Will Smack You in the Chops if You Suggest Said Pets Are Child Substitutes. If Diz was a child he'd have been taken into care by now, the things I sometimes say to him. Oh and on account of him being dyslexlical.

08-02-2011, 08:32 PM	#7057
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Beau, my first very own totally unshared cat, was almost always just Bo Bo. Turbo is the 'little one' most times. And that just comes from when he was a little kitty and I would put him on the bed and whisper to him to go to sleep. Which he usually did. Now when I whisper to him, he will still blink his eyes like he is getting sleepy. My sweet little one.

08-03-2011, 07:23 AM	#7061
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Big Sarge. I am worried and too far away to help. We only have an internet relationship but I know he's one of the good guys, he's so thoughtful, loves his family, has served his country and now feels abandoned in the hell of ill health. And I can't do anything except try to think of kind words.

08-03-2011, 07:27 AM	#7062
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Sometimes that's all we can do. Your caring thoughts mean so much to him, I'm sure. Knowing people care is sometimes all we need to keep putting one foot in front of the other. Get well soon, Sarge. If you do I'll mail Sundae to you, after I win the lottery.

08-03-2011, 09:09 AM	#7063
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Not in duct tape I hope!

08-03-2011, 09:11 AM	#7064
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I was thinking saran wrap.

08-03-2011, 09:27 AM	#7065
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Sweat-tastic!

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