Yet more keen links one might want to share - Page 7

BigV · 04-15-2005, 12:59 AM

heheh... yeah, kinki. Actually, check out the sidebar articles. The Waiwai is a WHOLE SECTION of this kind of "news".

BrianR · 04-19-2005, 09:35 AM

I couldn't sleep last night so I played with my "Stumble" button.

Here are a few links that I thought worthy of sharing, all are safe for work, although a few will waste time.

http://badassmovieimages.com/
http://www.blockland.us/blockland/index.asp?p=home
http://www.altonbrown.com/
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/
http://www.geology.smu.edu/~dpa-www/robo/nbot/
http://www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/cushione.html
http://www.ws.binghamton.edu/fridrich/video.html
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Death_Trivia.html
http://www.cert.org/tech_tips/home_networks.html
http://www.wreckedexotics.com/
http://www.vetinfo.com/
http://www.re-date.com/
http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
http://www.dumbfacts.com/facts.php?a=top25
http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/
http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/computer.html
http://www.fast-rewind.com/
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
http://www.jonhs.com/moviesounds/index.php
http://nac.tamu.edu/x075bb/survival.html
http://www.zefrank.com/byokal/kal2.html
http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/index_1.php
http://totl.net/VirusScanner/?
http://www.murphys-laws.com/
http://www.topsecretrecipies.com/
http://community.middlebury.edu/~mobrien/covers/
http://www.liberatedgames.com/gamelisting.php
http://www.cult-film.com/
http://www.netdisaster.com/
http://www.geocities.com/ben-fuzzybear/acronyms.html
http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/foreign-signs.html
http://www.brainyquote.com/
http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/prank.html

breakingnews · 04-24-2005, 10:02 PM

This is fabulous.

http://www.4q.cc/vin/

Quote:

Vin Diesel cuts his penis off every night with baling twine only to find it fully regenerated the next morning. Only he and the billy goats know why.

BigV · 04-25-2005, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by breakingnews

This is fabulous.

http://www.4q.cc/vin/

Yes, fabulous AND educational. I never new half those things!

mrnoodle · 04-25-2005, 12:55 PM

(crying as I write this)

Quote:

Vin Diesel once drank an entire keg of lemonade with his penis. Just to prove he could do it.

Quote:

Vin Diesel is a strict vegan vegetarian in all respects except that he will eat shrimp. When challenged on this, he insists the shrimp are "the lettuce of the sea".

I'll stop now. My tummy hurts.

wolf · 04-25-2005, 01:20 PM

"Vin Diesel is simultaneously the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. Except the Ugly part."

I am enjoying this totally too much.

(i just spent the weekend immersed in Vin Diesel movies ... watched Pitch Black, Dark Fury (which was unnecessary) and Chronicles of Riddick in one sitting ... oooh yeah!!

breakingnews · 04-25-2005, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Vin Diesel achieved literary success in the late 1800's after authoring the internationally reknowned narrative of human life during the Napoleonic Wars, War & Peace. What most Vin Diesel fans don't know is that when it was originally printed in the Russian language, the title actually translated to War: What Is It Good For?. It was also published under the pseudonym Leo Tolstoy, but this is common knowledge.

Oh my goodness.

breakingnews · 04-25-2005, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Vin Diesel has solved all of history's greatest problems with ho-slappings and his unique ability to ejaculate anti-matter.

Holy shit.

Now, I know I posted this link, but I decided to read a few more before I left work ... I am sitting here giggling like a little girl. Thank god my editor is not in the office today.

lookout123 · 04-25-2005, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Vin Diesel invented Manwich using meat he found in plastic bags behind Abortion clinics.

Quote:

Vin Diesel doesn't like dogs. He eats three a day, just for spite.

Quote:

Google is not a standard search engine, as once thought, but rather, an e-mail sent directly to the brain of Vin Diesel, who then immediately e-mails back the warranted response.

and with that i have to close that link. it is too much fun.

zippyt · 04-25-2005, 08:52 PM

Contrary to what historians want you to believe the atomic bombs that were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were not actually bombs at all, they were actually Vin Diesel's orgasms. Vin has not had sex since, and may god help us all if he ever does.

zippyt · 04-25-2005, 08:57 PM

Vin Diesel is the third Olsen Twin

and

Vin Diesel landed on the moon and wrote his name in piss on the far side. He got off of the moon by jumping high enough he fell back into the Earth's gravitational pull. He landed on his feet in Bangladesh.

That is all

wolf · 04-26-2005, 01:06 AM

I have been playing with this for a while, have read your responses, and haven't hit a repeat yet. I know it HAS to. I hope it has to.

some gems from tonight at work:

Vin Diesel is the gatekeeper to the Apocalypse. He is also the gatekeeper to the trash bin behind the Denny's on 4th Street in Boulder Colorado. Both of these are listed on his resume.

Vin Diesel coined the phrase "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!" When Bruce Willis stole it from him, Vin Diesel killed him with a poison-arrow frog. This is the prologue to The Sixth Sense.

mrnoodle · 04-26-2005, 09:24 AM

I've hit some repeats, but this is the first time i've read:

Contrary to popular belief, the brassierre was not invented for feminine breast support, but to function as a jockstrap for Vin Diesel's gargantuan testicles.

Will Smith once said, "I got to get me one of these." Vin Diesel does in fact have one of those.

lookout123 · 04-26-2005, 10:57 AM

i've only had one repeat so far and it was kind of lame.

what i have found is that these facts have a compounding effect. the first 2 or 3 don't make me laugh, but by the time i get to the 7th or 8th i have a wide open grin, number 11 usually marks the first audible laugh.

BigV · 04-27-2005, 04:51 PM

And now for something completely different, http://www.nizkor.org/features/falla...dex.html#index

by Vin Diesel

04-15-2005, 12:59 AM	#1
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	heheh... yeah, kinki. Actually, check out the sidebar articles. The Waiwai is a WHOLE SECTION of this kind of "news". __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

04-19-2005, 09:35 AM	#2
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I couldn't sleep last night so I played with my "Stumble" button. Here are a few links that I thought worthy of sharing, all are safe for work, although a few will waste time. http://badassmovieimages.com/ http://www.blockland.us/blockland/index.asp?p=home http://www.altonbrown.com/ http://rinkworks.com/dialect/ http://www.geology.smu.edu/~dpa-www/robo/nbot/ http://www.ritsumei.ac.jp/~akitaoka/cushione.html http://www.ws.binghamton.edu/fridrich/video.html http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Death_Trivia.html http://www.cert.org/tech_tips/home_networks.html http://www.wreckedexotics.com/ http://www.vetinfo.com/ http://www.re-date.com/ http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/ http://www.dumbfacts.com/facts.php?a=top25 http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/ http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/computer.html http://www.fast-rewind.com/ http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page http://www.jonhs.com/moviesounds/index.php http://nac.tamu.edu/x075bb/survival.html http://www.zefrank.com/byokal/kal2.html http://www.churchsigngenerator.com/index_1.php http://totl.net/VirusScanner/? http://www.murphys-laws.com/ http://www.topsecretrecipies.com/ http://community.middlebury.edu/~mobrien/covers/ http://www.liberatedgames.com/gamelisting.php http://www.cult-film.com/ http://www.netdisaster.com/ http://www.geocities.com/ben-fuzzybear/acronyms.html http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/foreign-signs.html http://www.brainyquote.com/ http://www.cockeyed.com/pranks/prank.html __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

04-25-2005, 01:20 PM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	"Vin Diesel is simultaneously the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. Except the Ugly part." I am enjoying this totally too much. (i just spent the weekend immersed in Vin Diesel movies ... watched Pitch Black, Dark Fury (which was unnecessary) and Chronicles of Riddick in one sitting ... oooh yeah!! __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

04-25-2005, 08:52 PM	#10
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Contrary to what historians want you to believe the atomic bombs that were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were not actually bombs at all, they were actually Vin Diesel's orgasms. Vin has not had sex since, and may god help us all if he ever does. __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

04-25-2005, 08:57 PM	#11
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Vin Diesel is the third Olsen Twin and Vin Diesel landed on the moon and wrote his name in piss on the far side. He got off of the moon by jumping high enough he fell back into the Earth's gravitational pull. He landed on his feet in Bangladesh. That is all __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

04-26-2005, 01:06 AM	#12
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I have been playing with this for a while, have read your responses, and haven't hit a repeat yet. I know it HAS to. I hope it has to. some gems from tonight at work: Vin Diesel is the gatekeeper to the Apocalypse. He is also the gatekeeper to the trash bin behind the Denny's on 4th Street in Boulder Colorado. Both of these are listed on his resume. Vin Diesel coined the phrase "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!" When Bruce Willis stole it from him, Vin Diesel killed him with a poison-arrow frog. This is the prologue to The Sixth Sense. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

04-26-2005, 09:24 AM	#13
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	I've hit some repeats, but this is the first time i've read: Contrary to popular belief, the brassierre was not invented for feminine breast support, but to function as a jockstrap for Vin Diesel's gargantuan testicles. Will Smith once said, "I got to get me one of these." Vin Diesel does in fact have one of those. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

04-26-2005, 10:57 AM	#14
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i've only had one repeat so far and it was kind of lame. what i have found is that these facts have a compounding effect. the first 2 or 3 don't make me laugh, but by the time i get to the 7th or 8th i have a wide open grin, number 11 usually marks the first audible laugh. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

04-27-2005, 04:51 PM	#15
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	And now for something completely different, http://www.nizkor.org/features/falla...dex.html#index by Vin Diesel __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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