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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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05-24-2009, 09:15 AM
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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If I gave a crap, I'd give it to you.
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05-24-2009, 01:11 PM
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05-24-2009, 01:12 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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05-24-2009, 03:48 PM
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b) Note the orange tip of the one the baby is holding... indicating a toy or replica... the one Mom has and the one leaning against the couch are NOT orange tipped! |
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05-24-2009, 04:22 PM
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1. "All guns are always loaded".
2. Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy. 3. Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target. 4. Always be sure of your target. Unless she wants to destroy her man's shin, she violates #2 |
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05-24-2009, 08:15 PM
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The future is unwritten
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Naw, she'll miss him.
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05-24-2009, 09:01 PM
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yeah, but he'll probably hit the cameraman with the gun he's partially concealing in his lap.
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05-24-2009, 09:51 PM
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Ooh, good eye!
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05-24-2009, 10:18 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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05-25-2009, 07:10 AM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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That's the little girl's AR leaning up on the other end of the sofa.
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05-25-2009, 07:24 AM
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05-25-2009, 11:45 AM
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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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05-25-2009, 12:59 PM
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Your Bartender
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