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05-24-2007, 05:10 PM | #1 |
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I can't wait to see how Young Master Dallas' teacher reacts to this bit of homework.
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07-03-2007, 11:44 PM | #2 |
Touring the facilities
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05-24-2007, 05:16 PM | #3 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Excellent, STeve! A chip off the old block.
My niece and family were eating pizza one night, and Jeopardy was on the kitchen tv. The "answer" was "what is a pond?" Anna, totally incredulous, says "That guy doesn't even know what a POND is!"
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05-24-2007, 06:15 PM | #4 |
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Not really... I prefer a modest sedan myself.
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05-25-2007, 01:58 AM | #5 |
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HAHA, you teach him steve.
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05-25-2007, 07:54 AM | #6 |
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Master Dallas and Master rkzenrage. Don't let those two guys meet in college, they'll end up being the next generation's Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong.
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05-25-2007, 10:11 PM | #7 |
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I was planning to send mine to do his undergraduate work in your lab. I figure you'll straighten him out if anybody can.
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06-01-2007, 05:31 PM | #8 |
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05-25-2007, 08:39 AM | #9 |
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I had a bad day (I work for attorneys... so, you know, most of them are) and I was explaining to Scully, my 6 year old daughter, upon picking her up from school, that I had had a bad day, and to please be on extra good behavior for a little while until I was able to improve my attitude. She asked why it was a bad day, and I explained that I had had a disagreement with Mr. Bill, one of the attorneys, and I felt as though he was being terribly unfair and blaming me for a problem that he created.
Now, normally, I didn't go into detail like this, but around that time, she had a habit of coming home and complaining every day about someone in her class and how they "ruined" her whole day by skipping her inline, or not wanting to play her game, or some other equally silly thing, so I was trying to point out that it happens to everyone, and that sometimes you need to talk and have a few minutes to change your attitude. I was trying to set an example. Well, it so happens that there was a teacher work day the following day, and I had to take Scully into work with me. We weren't there an hour when Mr. Bill, who had previously spoken to me earlier that morning and we had resolved our issue, came up to me and handed me a piece of paper that had been given to him by my daughter. It read: To Mister Bill I hered you havent ben nice to my mommy so can you be more nicer to her and if you want to no hoo toled me it is my mommy Love Scully Now, not only did she completely embarrass me, but then she totally made it a point to throw me under the bus. No loyalty, I tell ya!
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05-25-2007, 09:20 AM | #10 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Smurf, that is great!
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05-25-2007, 09:25 AM | #11 |
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Under the bus?! No, no no nonono... the truth will set you free! You have a fierce advocate there, a champion dedicated to the defense of her beloved mother. You have done very well as a mother and I am awed by your articulate, self possessed, loving daughter. You have a lot to be proud of.
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05-25-2007, 09:38 AM | #12 |
Tool. Not the band - you are one.
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lol, okay, you might have a point BigV...
but how about the times when she was about 3 years old when we were in public restrooms and she asked if I wiped good, or what was that white thing going in my vagina... (my apologies for TMI)
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05-25-2007, 10:19 PM | #13 |
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At about the same age, when using a public restroom was still a novelty, Mrs. Dallas was taking my daughter somewhere on Sunday. We had been to church, and there had been Communion. She had to go to the bathroom, and while they were there in the stall taking care of business, the little girl started saying very clearly, "Body of Christ, given for you! Body of Christ, given for you!" As Mrs. Dallas said to me, "I can only imagine what kind of religious freaks everybody thought we were."
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05-25-2007, 09:42 PM | #14 |
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Our summer pool opens tomorrrow. Tonight board members and members who helped prepare the pool got a sneak preview. Thor (5) was so excited. He remembered how last year (when he had just learned to bike without training wheels and was tiny and cute and stole all heart in the bike parade) he got the "speared award". The way they say Spirit round here sounds like speared, so I said "Oh the spirit award?" He said "No, speared. SPEARED. spelled SPIRD." So I said do you mean like a good team member, having fun? He said "No , Speared, like warrior". Well he's proud of it anyway.
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05-26-2007, 08:26 AM | #15 |
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Jacquelita's daughter yesterday: "Hey Mom, I got the Pepsi scholarship. It's like $500."
Jac: "That's great! What did they say you did to earn it?" Daughter: "I dunno... I didn't think I had a chance at getting anything, so I didn't pay attention until they called my name." |
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