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Old 09-12-2007, 07:27 AM   #1
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Minnesota Toe Licker Nabbed: from The Smoking Gun, courtesy Fark.



After mugging, creep told victim, "Now I'm going to suck your feet."

SEPTEMBER 11--Meet Carlton Davis. The Minnesota man, 26, is facing felony charges for allegedly stealing a cell phone and purse from a woman he mugged on a St. Paul street early Saturday morning. According to police, after the woman turned over her belongings, Davis announced, "Now I'm going to suck your feet." Which he did, after the 24-year-old victim removed her shoes. Davis, who fled when passerby approached, was apprehended by cops a few blocks from the crime scene. He was booked into the Ramsey County lockup, where the below mug shot was snapped.

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Old 09-23-2007, 04:15 AM   #2
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Can't you see the dragon that's eating my nose?
I can.....and it's a big Mofo....
I are skeered!!
Lock me up jailkeeper....
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Old 09-23-2007, 04:59 AM   #3
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i don't know if this is a mug shot...but it still makes me laugh.
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Old 09-23-2007, 05:27 AM   #4
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Old 09-23-2007, 09:58 AM   #5
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There is a lot of material out there. Some of significance-
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Old 09-23-2007, 11:16 AM   #6
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Tom Delay. Does the equal protection clause mean that I can have a stylist on-hand too?



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On Thursday, Tom DeLay reported to the Harris County sheriff's office in Houston to post bond and get fingerprinted. DeLay also posed for a mug shot. The photograph shows a face-forward DeLay grinning; it doesn't show him in profile or holding a placard of identifying numbers. Is this happy-go-lucky photo a real mug shot?
Yes, though advances in technology have made mug shots pretty much indistinguishable from normal photographs.
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Old 09-24-2007, 02:06 AM   #7
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Interesting skin head mug shot photo.
I remember watching this thing on discovery channel about prisons or something and it said some prison wings were separated by race. Now doesn't this preach segregation and gang hatred and lead to violence between the groups? The concept is beyond me.
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Old 09-24-2007, 06:21 AM   #8
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(Almost) Nobody gets reformed in prison, so they just try to limit the blood letting.
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Old 09-24-2007, 08:42 AM   #9
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I remember watching this thing on discovery channel about prisons or something and it said some prison wings were separated by race. Now doesn't this preach segregation and gang hatred and lead to violence between the groups?
Does it lead to racial violence? . . . Why do you think they were separated in the first place? Why do you think they were in prison in the first place?
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Old 09-24-2007, 09:27 AM   #10
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It's like the pen is recruiting for I dunno, the Panthers, Neo Nazi clan and Latin Kings.
Like normal criminals enter, then get hazed by their segregated ethnic wing and if released have a worse mindset than when they were put in.
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Old 09-24-2007, 09:53 AM   #11
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I'm not sure, but I think the inked-up guy might have some issues.
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Old 09-24-2007, 10:03 AM   #12
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The inked up guy escaped recently. It was in the news. Killed his guard after wrestling his gun away from him. He was being escorted out of prison for medical treatment by the guard, and made his move. Got away and the manhunt lasted a day or two, if I recall correctly. He called his girlfriend crying and asking what to do and she convinced him to turn himself in. He claimed he didn't mean to kill the guard.

I don't like him.
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Old 09-24-2007, 10:12 AM   #13
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I think his girlfriend should find a new boyfriend.
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Old 09-24-2007, 10:14 AM   #14
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My guess is that she is his girlfriend, but that he is not her boyfriend. Likely, he is some other fellow's girlfriend.
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Old 09-24-2007, 10:18 AM   #15
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I don't like him.
You are so judgmental!

I know an inked-up guy around these parts...not a spot uncovered (that I can see.) Do you think one day they will hate themselves for doing that?
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