What's mildly amusing you today? - Page 52

ZenGum · 02-27-2012, 07:18 PM

The nun fainted.

footfootfoot · 02-27-2012, 09:09 PM

Laughter on five...four... three... ... ...

Lamplighter · 02-28-2012, 11:13 AM

Sarah Palin can't catch a break anymore
... anything happening Wasila comes back to her.

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Liza Eckert
2/28/12

Sarah Palin’s hometown is no fan of vaginas

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The local high school in Wasilla commissioned a statue that was supposed to represent the school’s mascot,
the Warriors, with a shield surrounded by feathers, and a hand print to symbolize good deeds.
But this is a high school, full of teenagers, so the vagina jokes started almost immediately.

Three days after it was erected, the school covered it in a tarp, ostensibly to protect it from vandalism.
But fortunately they reconsidered and removed the covering.

The artists, Jim Dault and Shala Dobson, held workshops at the school to explain the meaning
behind the piece to students, who will probably continue to make vagina jokes anyway.

footfootfoot · 02-28-2012, 11:34 AM

It looks more like someone shoved a giant Titleist in there and left a hand print.

ZenGum · 02-28-2012, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

It looks more like someone shoved a giant Titleist in there and left a hand print.

Not to a sixteen year old, it doesn't.

footfootfoot · 02-28-2012, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Not to a sixteen year old, it doesn't.

Sorry, I meant titlist

classicman · 02-28-2012, 11:41 AM

^^^WHS^^^

Sundae · 02-28-2012, 11:51 AM

Firstly, that don't look nothing like my vaj.
Secondly, what's wrong with a bit of snatch anyway, it's the closest many of those boys will come in years.

Griff · 02-28-2012, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

Secondly, what's wrong with a bit of snatch anyway, it's the closest many of those boys will come in years.

From what we've seen the teenage boys in Wasila do okay, except for that no birth control thing.

ZenGum · 03-01-2012, 09:20 PM

I am mildly amused (and also mildly irritated) by the situation with my car.

I took it in for its 200,000km service. All fluids and oils changed, plugs, filters etc etc, plus replace the water pump and the timing belt, certain other timing related thingies. This is looking at being in the $1500 range, but I knew that before I bought this car.

I took it in on Wednesday, planning to get it late Thursday.

Wednesday was one of the wettest days here in ages. The water got into the power circuits at the mechanics, and took out the power to the hoist.

The one my car was one.

While my car was six feet in the air.

And it won't come down without power.

Ah. Slight delay.

So it is now Friday and the hoist is working (as is the mechanic) but I wish my car was back already. Meh.

BigV · 03-02-2012, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

I am mildly amused (and also mildly irritated) by the situation with my car.

I took it in for its 200,000km service. All fluids and oils changed, plugs, filters etc etc, plus replace the water pump and the timing belt, certain other timing related thingies. This is looking at being in the $1500 range, but I knew that before I bought this car.

I took it in on Wednesday, planning to get it late Thursday.

Wednesday was one of the wettest days here in ages. The water got into the power circuits at the mechanics, and took out the power to the hoist.

The one my car was one.

While my car was six feet in the air.

And it won't come down without power.

Ah. Slight delay.

So it is now Friday and the hoist is working (as is the mechanic) but I wish my car was back already. Meh.

WHERE IS YOUR PUNY DROUGHT NOW?!

monster · 03-01-2012, 09:30 PM

I was mildly amused today when I heard the term Dumbicide used to describe Darwin Award-like deaths......

Aliantha · 03-02-2012, 01:53 AM

Did you know it's not possible to stick your tongue out and breath fast at the same time?

monster · 03-02-2012, 05:59 AM

It is if you do it while licking the tip of your elbow

Undertoad · 03-02-2012, 06:49 AM

Friend of mine in high school would tell girls "Chicks can touch the tips of their elbows behind their back."

And when they tried it, they didn't realize they would stick their boobs way way out; and he would say "Oh stop bragging!"

02-27-2012, 07:18 PM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	The nun fainted. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-27-2012, 09:09 PM	#2
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Laughter on five...four... three... ... ... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-28-2012, 11:34 AM	#4
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	It looks more like someone shoved a giant Titleist in there and left a hand print. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-28-2012, 11:41 AM	#7
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	^^^WHS^^^ __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

03-01-2012, 09:20 PM	#10
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I am mildly amused (and also mildly irritated) by the situation with my car. I took it in for its 200,000km service. All fluids and oils changed, plugs, filters etc etc, plus replace the water pump and the timing belt, certain other timing related thingies. This is looking at being in the $1500 range, but I knew that before I bought this car. I took it in on Wednesday, planning to get it late Thursday. Wednesday was one of the wettest days here in ages. The water got into the power circuits at the mechanics, and took out the power to the hoist. The one my car was one. While my car was six feet in the air. And it won't come down without power. Ah. Slight delay. So it is now Friday and the hoist is working (as is the mechanic) but I wish my car was back already. Meh. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-28-2012, 11:51 AM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Firstly, that don't look nothing like my vaj. Secondly, what's wrong with a bit of snatch anyway, it's the closest many of those boys will come in years.

03-01-2012, 09:30 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I was mildly amused today when I heard the term Dumbicide used to describe Darwin Award-like deaths...... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-02-2012, 01:53 AM	#13
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Did you know it's not possible to stick your tongue out and breath fast at the same time? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

03-02-2012, 05:59 AM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	It is if you do it while licking the tip of your elbow __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-02-2012, 06:49 AM	#15
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Friend of mine in high school would tell girls "Chicks can touch the tips of their elbows behind their back." And when they tried it, they didn't realize they would stick their boobs way way out; and he would say "Oh stop bragging!"

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