Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 33

wolf · 09-19-2009, 11:47 PM

Because Mommy and Daddy Fobble haven't paid the gravity bill.

Alternate answer: Well, it is, but because electricity is invisible you can't see it leaking out of the outlets and running down the walls and all over the floor. That's why you can scuff your good shoes on the carpet to collect up all the electricity that fell down there and then make a spark by touching someone's nose.

It's never too early to start screwing them up.

Clodfobble · 09-20-2009, 08:56 AM

Mr. Fob told her that electricity wasn't a thing so much as a movement. He pushed her in the arm and said, "My arm is affected by gravity, your shoulder is affected by gravity... but that push you felt wasn't affected by gravity. Now go to bed."

monster · 09-29-2009, 08:35 AM

I confirmed to Thor that he would be getting a new shirt and socks for his hockey team -with the pro team (Whalers) logo on it. He said "I'm frozen with delight" (in a non-sarcastic way). aaaawww.

Shawnee123 · 09-29-2009, 11:36 AM

Beest · 09-29-2009, 12:29 PM

"X = 7"

Thor again "we did algebra in class yeaterday X=7"
He won't be convinced that X represents an unknown, the answer is X=7, that's another great mystery of mankind solved then.

Shawnee123 · 09-29-2009, 12:32 PM

Whew...glad to finally know that!

I can just see his face as he says these things!

monster · 09-29-2009, 03:32 PM

Thor again....

He took the bus home by himself for the first time today (he's 7). I went to meet it, but not early enough! He was already halfway home and running with a huge grin on his face. He told ne "I was just delighting in the pleasures of taking the bus by myself and my upcoming birthday"

10-01-2009, 09:42 AM

sounds like you raised him good

monster · 10-01-2009, 11:07 AM

I hope so... and welcome!

Queen of the Ryche · 10-02-2009, 02:35 PM

"Delighting in the pleasures"........sounds like he and Princess (she's 6) could have a rather enlightening cnversation.

I asked whether she would rather have chicken or shrimp fo rdinner, she replied "Well mom, you know I am rather flexible, so either will do just fine."

monster · 11-21-2009, 06:36 PM

My darling baby -who is very interested in sharks- drew me this beautiful pic during a lull in his sister's swim meet this afternoon. Isn't it fantastic? And if I'm not mistaken, he's a future dwellar in the making. Look closely. Why yes, it is. Always the stickler for detail, my boy.

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Griff · 11-21-2009, 08:07 PM

Nice!

Clodfobble · 11-21-2009, 08:55 PM

The little lighthouse and pirate ship are an excellent touch.

monster · 11-21-2009, 09:29 PM

I thought so too. And the detail on the seagull the shark is chomping. Oh wait is that.....

classicman · 11-21-2009, 10:04 PM

Its a boy!

09-19-2009, 11:47 PM	#1
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Because Mommy and Daddy Fobble haven't paid the gravity bill. Alternate answer: Well, it is, but because electricity is invisible you can't see it leaking out of the outlets and running down the walls and all over the floor. That's why you can scuff your good shoes on the carpet to collect up all the electricity that fell down there and then make a spark by touching someone's nose. It's never too early to start screwing them up. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-20-2009, 08:56 AM	#2
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Mr. Fob told her that electricity wasn't a thing so much as a movement. He pushed her in the arm and said, "My arm is affected by gravity, your shoulder is affected by gravity... but that push you felt wasn't affected by gravity. Now go to bed." __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

09-29-2009, 08:35 AM	#3
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I confirmed to Thor that he would be getting a new shirt and socks for his hockey team -with the pro team (Whalers) logo on it. He said "I'm frozen with delight" (in a non-sarcastic way). aaaawww. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-29-2009, 11:36 AM	#4
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	__________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-29-2009, 12:32 PM	#6
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Whew...glad to finally know that! I can just see his face as he says these things! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-29-2009, 12:29 PM	#5
Beest Adapt and Survive Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Ann Arbor, Mi Posts: 957	"X = 7" Thor again "we did algebra in class yeaterday X=7" He won't be convinced that X represents an unknown, the answer is X=7, that's another great mystery of mankind solved then.

09-29-2009, 03:32 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Thor again.... He took the bus home by himself for the first time today (he's 7). I went to meet it, but not early enough! He was already halfway home and running with a huge grin on his face. He told ne "I was just delighting in the pleasures of taking the bus by myself and my upcoming birthday" __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-01-2009, 09:42 AM	#8
ashley&andrew21 Guest Posts: n/a	sounds like you raised him good

10-01-2009, 11:07 AM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I hope so... and welcome! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-02-2009, 02:35 PM	#10
Queen of the Ryche is fleeing the scene Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Beautiful CO Posts: 1,510	"Delighting in the pleasures"........sounds like he and Princess (she's 6) could have a rather enlightening cnversation. I asked whether she would rather have chicken or shrimp fo rdinner, she replied "Well mom, you know I am rather flexible, so either will do just fine." __________________ Once, in an interview, Chuck Norris admitted that he was not the most awesome thing ever. He declined to elaborate; but I believe we all know that he was referring to the existence of chocolate covered bacon. I'd rather be judged by twelve than carried by six.

11-21-2009, 06:36 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	My darling baby -who is very interested in sharks- drew me this beautiful pic during a lull in his sister's swim meet this afternoon. Isn't it fantastic? And if I'm not mistaken, he's a future dwellar in the making. Look closely. Why yes, it is. Always the stickler for detail, my boy. . Attached Images __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-21-2009, 08:07 PM	#12
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Nice! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

11-21-2009, 08:55 PM	#13
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	The little lighthouse and pirate ship are an excellent touch. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

11-21-2009, 09:29 PM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I thought so too. And the detail on the seagull the shark is chomping. Oh wait is that..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-21-2009, 10:04 PM	#15
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Its a boy! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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