Funny/Embarrassing things they say - Page 18

zippyt · 10-28-2007, 12:50 PM

time to sit the boy down and have the Talk !!!!

( about engines that is )

SteveDallas · 10-28-2007, 06:04 PM

"Now, son, sometimes, a piston and a cylinder will really love each other.. but there just won't be any oil left . . . "

jinx · 10-28-2007, 07:00 PM

Last night, a ghoul in the haunted house jumped out and scared the crap out of my nephew (7)... so he gave him the finger.

ViennaWaits · 11-05-2007, 10:18 PM

First let me say that Ifound this thread just tonight and have read every single post. Hugely amusing! I love it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx

Last night, a ghoul in the haunted house jumped out and scared the crap out of my nephew (7)... so he gave him the finger.

When my ex's youngest was appx 2 years old, I took her into work with me one day to pick up my check. I sat her in the dispatcher's window and introduced her with a huge so-proud-I-could-puke grin. The dispatcher reached out her hand and sweetly said "So nice to meet you, BethAnn." To which my beautiful step-daughter replied with a raised middle finger.

I could have killed the ex. In hindsight, I shoulda.

Another night, we were having dinner with his parents at a nice restaurant in our "Sunday Best" to celebrate someone's birthday. It was a Friday night and the place was PACKED - we had waited over an hour because he forgot to make a reservation. When the waitress got to her and said "What can I get for you, Sweetie?" BethAnn said, in what seemed to be her loudest possible voice, "I HAVE TO POOP!!!!"

DucksNuts · 10-28-2007, 08:04 PM

Been hanging around Uncle LJ too much that one

zippyt · 10-28-2007, 08:24 PM

Yeah Steve That Talk !!

ElBandito · 10-28-2007, 09:46 PM

I was doing the 'changing nappies and 'naming the body parts'' thing with my son several months ago.

Point at his arm.
"What's this?"
"Arm!"
Point at his leg.
"What's this?"
"Leggy!"
Point at his willy.
"What's this?"
"Superpower" (I swear, I'm not making this up!)

Ever since then he refers to his penis as his 'superpower'. It makes sense. He's mad-keen on Superman, Spiderman, Batman and Wonder Woman.

More recently he threw a ball at a wall, it rebounded, bounced and hit him in the groin.
"Ow, hurt my superpower!"

I call my penis 'Hollywood'*. I'm kinda proud he got in on the game early and named his... and in such a cute and endearing way.

*I called it 'Hollywood' because of '1942' the movie, when the Japanese Sub surfaces and the nude female swimmer is clinging to the periscope. Just as it's diving one of the sailors looks up "Horrrywoood!"
It just appealed on a stupid, pureile level, I'm proud to say.

SteveDallas · 10-29-2007, 10:55 AM

It might be. Are you suggesting I put the battery in backwards? (It's not impossible.)

LabRat · 10-29-2007, 11:49 AM

Nah, but maybe adding a little post-it to your minitor to remind yourself to get a bit more regular car maintenance checks might not be a bad idea...

BigV · 10-31-2007, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LabRat

Nah, but maybe adding a little post-it to your minitor to remind yourself to get a bit more regular car maintenance checks might not be a bad idea...

no monitor postit. send yourself an appt in outlook

10-31-2007, 02:25 AM

We were watching a special on the human body.
He started saying that he had "rings" inside him as well as "gwutz".
I told him that he was not part tree and was, indeed, just guts and stuff and not rings.
He yells at me that he "does too have wings" and gets The Lip.
So I drop it.
He is in an stage where he likes to make things up and not be disagreed with about it, but we never really know when he is playing or it is serious.
I hope this does not last.

DucksNuts · 10-31-2007, 04:14 AM

Ohhh, I remember that stage Rk. Its amusing and frustrating all at the same time.

Apparently, to my red headed near 3 year old, the world is about to end when *I* foolishly open the box of sultana's that *he* wanted to open "meself".

It resulted in enough tears to break the drought, a screamed "youre not my best friend no more!!" (when I was caught smirking at the tanty) and finally some deep sobs that were drawn out to achieve maximum effect.

lumberjim · 11-01-2007, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkzenrage

We were watching a special on the human body.
He started saying that he had "rings" inside him as well as "gwutz".
I told him that he was not part tree and was, indeed, just guts and stuff and not rings.
He yells at me that he "does too have wings" and gets The Lip.
So I drop it.
He is in an stage where he likes to make things up and not be disagreed with about it, but we never really know when he is playing or it is serious.
I hope this does not last.

how long do you expect this stage will last?

11-01-2007, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

how long do you expect this stage will last?

You are so predictable it is boring.
But to answer your question, as if you were actually asking one, about a year or two, it depends on the child. He is asserting his independence because he just started a more regimented school and schedule and this behavior helps him assert personal control. It is normal and healthy and should not be fought unless it gets in the way of day-to-day functions.

SteveDallas · 10-31-2007, 06:32 PM

I'd have a colonoscopy and a root canal in the same week before I start using Outlook.

Wait . . . .

The car is toast. Timing belt, water pump, muffler & related issues... not worth it for 12 years old, 115,000 miles. We got our money's worth out of it.

10-28-2007, 12:50 PM	#1
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	time to sit the boy down and have the Talk !!!! ( about engines that is ) __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-28-2007, 07:00 PM	#3
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Last night, a ghoul in the haunted house jumped out and scared the crap out of my nephew (7)... so he gave him the finger. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

10-28-2007, 08:24 PM	#6
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Yeah Steve That Talk !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-29-2007, 11:49 AM	#9
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Nah, but maybe adding a little post-it to your minitor to remind yourself to get a bit more regular car maintenance checks might not be a bad idea... __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

10-28-2007, 06:04 PM	#2
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	"Now, son, sometimes, a piston and a cylinder will really love each other.. but there just won't be any oil left . . . "

10-28-2007, 08:04 PM	#5
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Been hanging around Uncle LJ too much that one

10-28-2007, 09:46 PM	#7
ElBandito Captain of Jelly Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Wgtn, NZ Posts: 62	I was doing the 'changing nappies and 'naming the body parts'' thing with my son several months ago. Point at his arm. "What's this?" "Arm!" Point at his leg. "What's this?" "Leggy!" Point at his willy. "What's this?" "Superpower" (I swear, I'm not making this up!) Ever since then he refers to his penis as his 'superpower'. It makes sense. He's mad-keen on Superman, Spiderman, Batman and Wonder Woman. More recently he threw a ball at a wall, it rebounded, bounced and hit him in the groin. "Ow, hurt my superpower!" I call my penis 'Hollywood'. I'm kinda proud he got in on the game early and named his... and in such a cute and endearing way. I called it 'Hollywood' because of '1942' the movie, when the Japanese Sub surfaces and the nude female swimmer is clinging to the periscope. Just as it's diving one of the sailors looks up "Horrrywoood!" It just appealed on a stupid, pureile level, I'm proud to say.

10-29-2007, 10:55 AM	#8
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	It might be. Are you suggesting I put the battery in backwards? (It's not impossible.)

10-31-2007, 02:25 AM	#11
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	We were watching a special on the human body. He started saying that he had "rings" inside him as well as "gwutz". I told him that he was not part tree and was, indeed, just guts and stuff and not rings. He yells at me that he "does too have wings" and gets The Lip. So I drop it. He is in an stage where he likes to make things up and not be disagreed with about it, but we never really know when he is playing or it is serious. I hope this does not last.

10-31-2007, 04:14 AM	#12
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Ohhh, I remember that stage Rk. Its amusing and frustrating all at the same time. Apparently, to my red headed near 3 year old, the world is about to end when I foolishly open the box of sultana's that he wanted to open "meself". It resulted in enough tears to break the drought, a screamed "youre not my best friend no more!!" (when I was caught smirking at the tanty) and finally some deep sobs that were drawn out to achieve maximum effect.

10-31-2007, 06:32 PM	#15
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I'd have a colonoscopy and a root canal in the same week before I start using Outlook. Wait . . . . The car is toast. Timing belt, water pump, muffler & related issues... not worth it for 12 years old, 115,000 miles. We got our money's worth out of it.

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