The Sex Thread - Page 74

lumberjim · 10-31-2008, 04:26 PM

i have a porno where thre guys are banging the shoes off this honey in the surf. i mean it's a 20 minute session and they are covered in sand and surf and it everywhere. it's almost a turnoff because i can just imagine the chafing. almost. she's pretty hot though.

TheMercenary · 11-03-2008, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

i have a porno where thre guys are banging the shoes off this honey in the surf. i mean it's a 20 minute session and they are covered in sand and surf and it everywhere. it's almost a turnoff because i can just imagine the chafing. almost. she's pretty hot though.

Post some stills.

Treasenuak · 11-02-2008, 07:57 AM

gah, why don't they save on production costs (it IS a porno after all) and just wrap the guys' cocks with sandpaper?

Oh, and HM (housemate) gets home this afternoon... so we'll be going to fencing practice. Then fucking like rabbits. I love coming-home-haven't-seen-each-other-for-several-days sex.

Treasenuak · 11-04-2008, 10:53 AM

-finally comes up for air- Damn I love my sex life right now. Oh, and I'm willing to share with the right lady!

morethanpretty · 11-04-2008, 11:57 AM

I'm tired of hearing about sex! There's only one person who's been able to make me all hot lately, and I can't have him. Whenever I'm starting to get into someone else, I think about him and that ruins it. Seriously starting to annoy me.

HungLikeJesus · 11-04-2008, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

I'm tired of hearing about sex! There's only one person who's been able to make me all hot lately, and I can't have him. Whenever I'm starting to get into someone else, I think about him and that ruins it. Seriously starting to annoy me.

John McCain?

Cicero · 11-04-2008, 12:41 PM

That happens to me all the time mtp! That person is my husband tho'. He showed up to my work the other day, and there were a lot of hot guys around. He was the hottest guy there tho'. Ass.

I was dreaming about sex with someone else, and he even showed up in the dream, to say, oh hai. Ruined it.

Ruiner.

morethanpretty · 11-04-2008, 11:13 PM

Great HLJ, you have made it impossible for me to have sex or even masturbate ever again.

ZenGum · 11-09-2008, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

I'm tired of hearing about sex! There's only one person who's been able to make me all hot lately, and I can't have him. Whenever I'm starting to get into someone else, I think about him and that ruins it. Seriously starting to annoy me.

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John McCain?

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

Great HLJ, you have made it impossible for me to have sex or even masturbate ever again.

John McCain? Are you nuts? Everyone knows that Dick Cheney is the sexiest man alive!

xoxoxoBruce · 11-09-2008, 03:18 AM

If you don't agree, he'll shoot you in the face.

Of course if you do agree, he'd probably butkake you in the face.

TheMercenary · 11-09-2008, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

If you don't agree, he'll shoot you in the face.

Of course if you do agree, he'd probably butkake you in the face.

I'd like some pictures please.

ZenGum · 11-09-2008, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

If you don't agree, he'll shoot you in the face.

Of course if you do agree, he'd probably butkake you in the face.

Plagiarist! (did you follow the link?)

"and late at night, we'll go back to my place,
where he can tap my phone and shoot me in the face,
he's always going off half-cocked, that's why,
I got to say ... Cheney ... ain't he ...
beautiful and brainy
second only to Saddam Husseiney
the sexiest man
Ohhhhh mmannnnnn aliiiiveeeeee....."

xoxoxoBruce · 11-09-2008, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

Plagiarist! (did you follow the link?)

No, but it's hardly a stretch.

SteveDallas · 11-09-2008, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty

you have made it impossible for me to have sex or even masturbate ever again.

Just think how much time you'll have for studying.

toranokaze · 11-05-2008, 10:15 AM

So mtp your not in to necrophilia I take it.

10-31-2008, 04:26 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i have a porno where thre guys are banging the shoes off this honey in the surf. i mean it's a 20 minute session and they are covered in sand and surf and it everywhere. it's almost a turnoff because i can just imagine the chafing. almost. she's pretty hot though. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

11-04-2008, 11:57 AM	#5
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	I'm tired of hearing about sex! There's only one person who's been able to make me all hot lately, and I can't have him. Whenever I'm starting to get into someone else, I think about him and that ruins it. Seriously starting to annoy me. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

11-04-2008, 12:41 PM	#7
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	That happens to me all the time mtp! That person is my husband tho'. He showed up to my work the other day, and there were a lot of hot guys around. He was the hottest guy there tho'. Ass. I was dreaming about sex with someone else, and he even showed up in the dream, to say, oh hai. Ruined it. Ruiner. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

11-04-2008, 11:13 PM	#8
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Great HLJ, you have made it impossible for me to have sex or even masturbate ever again. __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

11-09-2008, 03:18 AM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	If you don't agree, he'll shoot you in the face. Of course if you do agree, he'd probably butkake you in the face. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-02-2008, 07:57 AM	#3
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	gah, why don't they save on production costs (it IS a porno after all) and just wrap the guys' cocks with sandpaper? Oh, and HM (housemate) gets home this afternoon... so we'll be going to fencing practice. Then fucking like rabbits. I love coming-home-haven't-seen-each-other-for-several-days sex.

11-04-2008, 10:53 AM	#4
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	-finally comes up for air- Damn I love my sex life right now. Oh, and I'm willing to share with the right lady!

11-05-2008, 10:15 AM	#15
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	So mtp your not in to necrophilia I take it. __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

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