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09-01-2009, 11:56 PM | #1 |
Doctor Wtf
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Monnie, I am presently marking essays by ESL students. Please do not declare that you are disappoint to me.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
09-02-2009, 06:53 AM | #2 |
Blatantly Homosapien
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My next appointment with my family Doctor is on 9/11. Thinking about rescheduling.....
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09-10-2009, 12:53 PM | #3 |
I hear them call the tide
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09-10-2009, 02:12 PM | #4 |
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Holy shit!!! There's a string hanging outta his---ow--OW!!
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09-11-2009, 01:58 AM | #5 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Nah, that's syphilitic drip.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
09-11-2009, 09:43 PM | #6 |
Doctor Wtf
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
09-10-2009, 04:04 PM | #7 |
Gone and done
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We're closing on our refinance on 9/11.
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per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not. |
09-12-2009, 03:48 AM | #8 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Could be....
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
09-12-2009, 05:08 PM | #10 |
dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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Catheter.
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09-12-2009, 07:08 PM | #11 |
I'm still a jerk
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I got paid on 9/11
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09-14-2009, 12:17 PM | #12 |
Radical Centrist
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09-14-2009, 04:34 PM | #13 |
I'm still a jerk
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Discount dent repair?
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"Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering. |
09-14-2009, 07:59 PM | #14 |
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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What Chuck Norris does when you fall asleep at the wheel going 60mph.
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09-14-2009, 08:02 PM | #15 |
Come on, cat.
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Holy shit.
She is a lucky girl.
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