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Old 09-01-2009, 11:56 PM   #1
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Monnie, I am presently marking essays by ESL students. Please do not declare that you are disappoint to me.
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Old 09-02-2009, 06:53 AM   #2
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My next appointment with my family Doctor is on 9/11. Thinking about rescheduling.....
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Old 09-10-2009, 12:53 PM   #3
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Old 09-10-2009, 02:12 PM   #4
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Holy shit!!! There's a string hanging outta his---ow--OW!!
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Old 09-11-2009, 01:58 AM   #5
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Holy shit!!! There's a string hanging outta his---ow--OW!!
Nah, that's syphilitic drip.
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Old 09-11-2009, 09:43 PM   #6
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Nah, that's Syphilitic Drip.
Band Name!!!


maybe.
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Old 09-10-2009, 04:04 PM   #7
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We're closing on our refinance on 9/11.
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Old 09-12-2009, 03:48 AM   #8
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Could be....
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Old 09-12-2009, 10:37 AM   #9
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It's the tip of his condom. He's very... productive.
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Old 09-12-2009, 05:08 PM   #10
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Catheter.
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Old 09-12-2009, 07:08 PM   #11
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I got paid on 9/11
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Old 09-14-2009, 12:17 PM   #12
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Old 09-14-2009, 04:34 PM   #13
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Discount dent repair?
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Old 09-14-2009, 07:59 PM   #14
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What Chuck Norris does when you fall asleep at the wheel going 60mph.
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Old 09-14-2009, 08:02 PM   #15
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Holy shit.
She is a lucky girl.
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