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Old 09-17-2019, 12:10 PM   #31
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See, the theme here, Cap'n, is that you list ways alphabetically. Like you should do one that starts with a W.

Like.... Whip it out whenever the boss asks if a package came for him.

See?
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Old 09-17-2019, 04:41 PM   #32
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X - Xamin your bosses desk and decide what YOU DONT LIKE and end up throwing out important stuff he needs w/o realising and tell him your sorry for costing the company 1000s of dollars.... Then start laughing like a 2yo and demand a raise

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Old 09-17-2019, 06:05 PM   #33
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Yodel an entire presentation to a new client

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Old 09-17-2019, 06:08 PM   #34
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See, the theme here, Cap'n, is that you list ways alphabetically. Like you should do one that starts with a W.

Like.... Whip it out whenever the boss asks if a package came for him.

See?
All this thinking is making my head hurt.

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Old 09-17-2019, 06:44 PM   #35
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Z. Zuul.

There is only Zuul
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Old 09-17-2019, 10:52 PM   #36
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You know when you go into a grocery store and you here pages for staff ..."James in Maintenance, please come to customer service..."...? We're not very circumspect with our pages... We used to have an office manager called Dana. After a while (but only after a while) we tired of pages for her being followed by a page about there being no Dana..... Apparently employees visiting our store are horrified by our lack of respect for the Holy Paging System. Customers generally giggle though. The worst offender is the store director. Who sometimes pages himself.

Jumberlim killed the thread tho. Bye Thread.
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Old 09-18-2019, 10:09 AM   #37
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Approach boss
Ask him to fire you

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