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09-09-2015, 01:47 PM | #1 |
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don't be jelly, we can have bouncy shock absorbers too:
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As a gender checkpoint, do you see the glass 4% full or 96% empty ...
From: Catalyst. Women CEOs of the S&P 500. New York: Catalyst, April 3, 2015. • Mary T. Barra, General Motors Co. (GM) • Heather Bresch, Mylan Inc. • Ursula M. Burns, Xerox Corp. • Debra A. Cafaro, Ventas Inc. • Susan M. Cameron, Reynolds American Inc. • Safra A. Catz, Oracle Corp. (co-CEO) • Lynn J. Good, Duke Energy Corp. • Marillyn A. Hewson, Lockheed Martin Corp. • Ellen Kullman, EI DuPont De Nemours & Co. (DuPont) • Lauralee E. Martin, HCP Inc. • Gracia C. Martore, Gannett Co. Inc. • Marissa Mayer, Yahoo Inc. • Sheri S. McCoy, Avon Products Inc. • Carol Meyrowitz, TJX Companies, Inc. • Beth E. Mooney, KeyCorp • Denise M. Morrison, Campbell Soup Co. • Indra K. Nooyi, PepsiCo, Inc. (As of April 2014, I think these companies represent >50% of the US corporate $ |
09-10-2015, 09:34 PM | #3 |
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But CEOs are like congress critters, all smiles and pretty for the corporate brochures/business magazines. But they're puppets, while the man behind the curtain has his fist up their ass.
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Fisting, for the boardroom as well as the bedroom...
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09-11-2015, 01:16 PM | #5 |
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That sounds like something that could be a common dream for women to have, one of those that should have it's own chapters in psychoanalysis books for dream meanings. "Doctor, I keep dreaming someone puts their hand deep into my vagina and then controls me like a puppet". It probably means she needs to get the hell out of her current relationship.
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We have to go back, Kate!
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That's dark, man. Even for you, that's dark lol.
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09-11-2015, 01:30 PM | #8 |
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Hey! What do you mean by "even for you" ?!
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09-12-2015, 12:06 AM | #9 |
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Na, that only works for pokemon
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Come the end of September, the following political ad will make sense being in this thread...
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09-13-2015, 09:11 AM | #11 |
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What would you expect from A. Dick.
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09-17-2015, 05:31 AM | #12 |
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Helen B. Andelin? That's a man, baby.
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We have to go back, Kate!
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When your husband is harsh, respond with the power of femininity.
Gotcha.
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Dalai Lama to BBC: female successor possible but only if she is attractive
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09-23-2015, 10:21 PM | #15 |
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It worked for this former porn star turned preacher:
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