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Old 09-09-2015, 01:47 PM   #1
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don't be jelly, we can have bouncy shock absorbers too:

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Old 09-10-2015, 06:52 PM   #2
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As a gender checkpoint, do you see the glass 4% full or 96% empty ...

From: Catalyst. Women CEOs of the S&P 500. New York: Catalyst, April 3, 2015.

• Mary T. Barra, General Motors Co. (GM)
• Heather Bresch, Mylan Inc.

• Ursula M. Burns, Xerox Corp.

• Debra A. Cafaro, Ventas Inc.

• Susan M. Cameron, Reynolds American Inc.

• Safra A. Catz, Oracle Corp. (co-CEO)

• Lynn J. Good, Duke Energy Corp.
• Marillyn A. Hewson, Lockheed Martin Corp.

• Ellen Kullman, EI DuPont De Nemours & Co. (DuPont)
• Lauralee E. Martin, HCP Inc.
• Gracia C. Martore, Gannett Co. Inc.

• Marissa Mayer, Yahoo Inc.

• Sheri S. McCoy, Avon Products Inc.

• Carol Meyrowitz, TJX Companies, Inc.

• Beth E. Mooney, KeyCorp

• Denise M. Morrison, Campbell Soup Co.

• Indra K. Nooyi, PepsiCo, Inc.

(As of April 2014, I think these companies represent >50% of the US corporate $
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Old 09-10-2015, 09:34 PM   #3
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But CEOs are like congress critters, all smiles and pretty for the corporate brochures/business magazines. But they're puppets, while the man behind the curtain has his fist up their ass.
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Old 09-11-2015, 03:04 AM   #4
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But CEOs are like congress critters, all smiles and pretty for the corporate brochures/business magazines. But they're puppets, while the man behind the curtain has his fist up their ass.
Fisting, for the boardroom as well as the bedroom...
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Old 09-11-2015, 01:16 PM   #5
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That sounds like something that could be a common dream for women to have, one of those that should have it's own chapters in psychoanalysis books for dream meanings. "Doctor, I keep dreaming someone puts their hand deep into my vagina and then controls me like a puppet". It probably means she needs to get the hell out of her current relationship.
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Old 09-11-2015, 02:46 PM   #6
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That sounds like something that could be a common dream for women to have, one of those that should have it's own chapters in psychoanalysis books for dream meanings. "Doctor, I keep dreaming someone puts their hand deep into my vagina and then controls me like a puppet". It probably means she needs to get the hell out of her current relationship.
It's called a baby, and it controls her for the rest of her life.
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Old 09-11-2015, 01:19 PM   #7
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That's dark, man. Even for you, that's dark lol.
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Old 09-11-2015, 01:30 PM   #8
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Hey! What do you mean by "even for you" ?!
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Old 09-12-2015, 12:06 AM   #9
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Na, that only works for pokemon

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Come the end of September, the following political ad will make sense being in this thread...

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Old 09-13-2015, 09:11 AM   #11
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What would you expect from A. Dick.
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Old 09-17-2015, 05:31 AM   #12
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Helen B. Andelin? That's a man, baby.
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Old 09-17-2015, 07:12 AM   #13
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Old 09-23-2015, 05:52 PM   #14
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Dalai Lama to BBC: female successor possible but only if she is attractive

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BBC presenter Clive Myrie asked the Buddhist leader if his 15th reincarnation could be a woman. “Yes,” he responded. “One occasion in Paris, one woman’s magazine reporter come to see me, I think more than 15 years ago. She asks me, ‘Any possibility of a female Dalai Lama?”

“I mention, why not?” he recalled. “The female biologically [has] more potential to show affection and compassion.”

“And then, I told this reporter, the face must be very attractive. Otherwise, not much use,” he added chuckling.

Myrie had to laugh at that. “You’re joking, I’m assuming?” he asked.

“No, I meant it, true,” the Dalai Lama replied.
Innit weird how every single big religious figure is a product of their own culture. Take off their robes, and their standard of piety is judged according to their cultural notions. Women's role determined according to their culture. What is honorable, what is good, etc. You would think after thousands of world cultures that a truly religious being would be a vessel beyond all that bullshit. With an ethics we couldn't even understand at first, but that would shine a clear light to something beyond ourselves.

No, it appears to be standard douchebag.

I'm just saying.
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Old 09-23-2015, 10:21 PM   #15
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It worked for this former porn star turned preacher:

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