Be a post whore! - Page 118

jinx · 04-15-2010, 07:54 PM

Are there bike messengers in Philly? I think I want to be a bike messenger...

DanaC · 04-15-2010, 07:56 PM

*bites tongue*

Shawnee123 · 04-19-2010, 11:48 AM

I wonder if the new potty training movie is any good...it's called How to Drain Your Dragon.

Clodfobble · 04-20-2010, 09:37 PM

My daughter has this nasty stuffed dog she has to sleep with. It was once white and had relatively long shaggy hair; now it is grayish and the fur on both sides is matted worse than dredlocks. But the strands are still separable along the top and underside, and twice now, she has unexpectedly awoken from her nap because she completely entwined one finger in the mass of fur and the circulation to her fingertip was cut off.

So today, after I pinned her flailing arm down long enough to cut the thing off her purple finger, I gave her stuffed dog a haircut. He's looking much more sleek now.

skysidhe · 04-20-2010, 10:06 PM

aww, you're nice.

I've been wanting a new computer chair. NoW, the old one I am sitting in is falling apart!

wtf!

Clodfobble · 04-20-2010, 10:13 PM

Nah, I'm actually kind of mean--I did it even though I knew there was a decent chance she might freak out at the alteration to her special doggie (she didn't, fortunately.) I had this lingering fear that one day she wouldn't wake up in time, or I wouldn't hear her crying right away, and she'd lose her dang fingertip.

monster · 04-20-2010, 10:33 PM

human hair detangler works ok on stuffies, sometimes...-

skysidhe · 04-20-2010, 10:33 PM

ya'but you could have just thrown it away.
You cut the fur but did so to satisfy safety needs and to let her keep her beloved fur ball.

ZenGum · 04-21-2010, 09:20 AM

Abacus ... abaci. Well, the spell checker doesn't like it, but it works in crosswords.

Shawnee123 · 04-21-2010, 09:24 AM

Abacab.

classicman · 04-21-2010, 11:29 AM

When they do it you're never there
When they show it you stop and stare

Abacab isn't anywhere

Madman · 04-22-2010, 12:15 PM

Finally... 400 Posts. Took me four fuckin' years to get there too.

That's quite an achievement. What's that come out to? About one post a day.

Somebody give me a cookie.

ZenGum · 04-22-2010, 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madman

Finally... 400 Posts. Took me four fuckin' years to get there too.

That's quite an achievement. What's that come out to? About one post a day.

Somebody give me a cookie.

Maybe a calculator would serve you better than a cookie.

Bruce 9012 · 04-22-2010, 10:17 PM

My post count is so low, "how low" It's so low my 10 yr old laughs at me.

Yznhymr · 04-22-2010, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bruce 9012

My post count is so low, "how low" It's so low my 10 yr old laughs at me.

Don't all 10 year olds laugh at their parents? My teens have turned to grunts...I miss the laughing!

04-15-2010, 07:54 PM	#1
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Are there bike messengers in Philly? I think I want to be a bike messenger... __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

04-19-2010, 11:48 AM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I wonder if the new potty training movie is any good...it's called How to Drain Your Dragon. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-20-2010, 09:37 PM	#4
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	My daughter has this nasty stuffed dog she has to sleep with. It was once white and had relatively long shaggy hair; now it is grayish and the fur on both sides is matted worse than dredlocks. But the strands are still separable along the top and underside, and twice now, she has unexpectedly awoken from her nap because she completely entwined one finger in the mass of fur and the circulation to her fingertip was cut off. So today, after I pinned her flailing arm down long enough to cut the thing off her purple finger, I gave her stuffed dog a haircut. He's looking much more sleek now. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

04-20-2010, 10:13 PM	#6
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Nah, I'm actually kind of mean--I did it even though I knew there was a decent chance she might freak out at the alteration to her special doggie (she didn't, fortunately.) I had this lingering fear that one day she wouldn't wake up in time, or I wouldn't hear her crying right away, and she'd lose her dang fingertip. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

04-20-2010, 10:33 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	human hair detangler works ok on stuffies, sometimes...- __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

04-20-2010, 10:06 PM	#5
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	aww, you're nice. I've been wanting a new computer chair. NoW, the old one I am sitting in is falling apart! wtf!

04-21-2010, 09:20 AM	#9
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Abacus ... abaci. Well, the spell checker doesn't like it, but it works in crosswords. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

04-21-2010, 09:24 AM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Abacab. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-21-2010, 11:29 AM	#11
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	When they do it you're never there When they show it you stop and stare Abacab isn't anywhere __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-22-2010, 12:15 PM	#12
Madman has left the building. Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 455	Finally... 400 Posts. Took me four fuckin' years to get there too. That's quite an achievement. What's that come out to? About one post a day. Somebody give me a cookie.

04-22-2010, 10:17 PM	#14
Bruce 9012 Living in the blast crater Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dayton, Oh Posts: 123	My post count is so low, "how low" It's so low my 10 yr old laughs at me.

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