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12-13-2002, 01:38 PM | #1 |
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Okay...this apology shit has GOT to stop.
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12-14-2002, 08:50 AM | #2 | |
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Hell no
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12-14-2002, 03:53 PM | #3 | |
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Re: Hell no
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12-14-2002, 04:52 PM | #4 | |
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Acknowledgment is a stain on our nation's soul. There is no other way to describe it. It represents one of our lowest moments in our history, I grew up in an environment that condoned policies and views that we now know were wrong and immoral, and I repudiate them. Atonement and concession are immoral, and I again apologize for not apologizing much sooner than this. It is my hope that you will understand that this was a mistake of my ass and not my heart. I regret not having shown more heartfelt regret much sooner and I apologize again, for not apologizing. I’m really sorry for my words, they were poorly chosen and insensitive, and I apologize for not regretting not apologizing. <B>I agree Trent, enough is enough and if people don't accept it they need to get a life </B> |
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12-14-2002, 04:59 PM | #5 |
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I'm so sorry that I'm going to take an hour of TV time to air various things that may or may not convince people that I actually am sorry.
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12-15-2002, 08:28 AM | #6 | |
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Re: Re: Hell no
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12-15-2002, 08:39 AM | #7 | |
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All apologies accepted-
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12-16-2002, 01:14 PM | #8 |
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Not so much a joke as a (slightly) funny story...
I was walking out of one of the local 'gay' (it goes in quotes b/c I think #hetero>#homo) bars a couple of years ago at closing time. It is important to note (for the purposes of the story) that I am not a homosexual. As I'm walking out the door with my friend TM (who is gay) we hear an extremely drunk voice ask (to TM):
Drunk: "Is that your boyfriend?" TM: (looks at me and laughs)"No, no he is not." Drunk:"Oh." (five second pause)"Well, that's okay, take him home and fuck him anyway." WHEEEEE!!!!! I love it when people get so drunk they can't stand up on their own!
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12-16-2002, 01:18 PM | #9 |
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And.....to make up for that last one:
What are the two biggest lies in Poland? -1)The check is in your mouth. -2)I won't come in the mail. Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week!
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12-16-2002, 01:28 PM | #10 |
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12-16-2002, 01:41 PM | #11 | |
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Re: Not so much a joke as a (slightly) funny story...
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Now when I deal with someone that drunk, i think of two things ... one, how much extra paperwork I'm going to have to deal with because I had to send some stupid drunken motherfucker to the ER for medical clearance, and two, the relative tranquility, once that paperwork is completed, because said jackass will not be back in my waiting room until long after my shift is over. Personally I like the Listerine drunks the best. They're just as toasted as the beer/whiskey drunks, but at least they're minty-fresh.
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12-17-2002, 02:28 AM | #13 |
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This just in-
Thugs have hijacked a truck containing a huge shipment of viagra. The police as well as other local authorities are advising citizens of the community to be on the look out for hardened criminals.
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12-17-2002, 11:26 AM | #14 | |
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Open wide and say-
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12-17-2002, 12:39 PM | #15 |
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1. I thought we were done apologizing.
2. j03, I have absolutely no clue what you're apologizing for. (I thought the viagra joke was funny ...)
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