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Old 11-03-2014, 04:59 PM   #1
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I hope you step on a Lego

poke your self in the eye while driving


have an itchy asshole all afternoon


drop an ice cube, and be unable to pick it up. then when you finally do, bang your head on the ope freezer door as you stand up
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Old 11-03-2014, 05:01 PM   #2
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Not you
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Old 11-03-2014, 05:01 PM   #3
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just kidding
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Old 11-03-2014, 05:14 PM   #4
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I hope you get one of those weird itchy spots on your arm!
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Old 11-03-2014, 05:27 PM   #5
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I hope you stub you little toe.
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Old 11-03-2014, 05:27 PM   #6
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I hope you bang your shin on the bedframe.
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Old 11-03-2014, 06:25 PM   #7
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I hope you feel like you have to sneeze but can't.
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Old 11-03-2014, 06:25 PM   #8
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I hope your eyelid twitches all afternoon.
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Old 11-03-2014, 06:32 PM   #9
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I hope you put too much faith in a fart after taco Tuesday.
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Old 11-03-2014, 07:19 PM   #10
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I hope the entire staff orders lunch (delivered) and doesn't pass the menu to you.
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Old 11-03-2014, 07:59 PM   #11
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I hope you get a blood blister from those pliers
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Old 11-03-2014, 08:30 PM   #12
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I hope your knicker elastic fails.

I hope you get there just in the nick of time -after all that dodging and weaving in traffic ....to find your appointment is cancelled.

I hope the arch of your foot itches in church.

I hope you lose count when employing the five--second-rule
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Old 11-04-2014, 02:59 AM   #13
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I hope you drop the roll off the top of your food pile while holding your plate and a glass...and you're a long way from a table.
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Old 11-04-2014, 03:00 AM   #14
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I hope your cake sinks after you think it's going to be fine.
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Old 11-04-2014, 03:00 AM   #15
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I hope your funny bone bangs the corner of the wall and no one cares.
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