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05-01-2011, 04:34 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Once there was a hunter named Dave
Who found a dead whore in a cave She had one tit And she smelled like shit But think of the money Dave saved
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05-01-2011, 04:35 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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A hungry young fellow from Leeds
Swallowed a packet of seeds Great bunches of grass Grew out of his ass And his balls were covered with weeds
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05-02-2011, 05:41 AM
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Encroaching on your decrees
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Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland
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There was a young lady called Fluck (did you know that Diana Dors real name was Diana Fluck?)
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Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of 
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05-05-2011, 09:39 AM
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Encroaching on your decrees
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Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of
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05-03-2011, 01:11 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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He's a dying breed...
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05-03-2011, 01:13 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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From "the Magic Christian"
There once was a woman from Exeter And all the young men threw their sex at her Just to be rude, she lay in the nude While her parrot, a pervert, took pecks at her.
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05-04-2011, 03:24 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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You idiots.
Limericks belong in the Poim thread.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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05-05-2011, 12:25 AM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
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Sex...I just had some. Kinda, yeah....
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05-05-2011, 01:15 AM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
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"Wow, that was some kind of sex!"
I hope so. 
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05-05-2011, 06:08 AM
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erika
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: "the high up north"
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jealous. who's the lucky fellow?
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05-05-2011, 09:21 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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05-05-2011, 12:52 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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05-05-2011, 05:59 PM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
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I'm still dating the boyfriend I was supposed to break up with...yeah I know. Its actually been kinda nice, not living with him, but still dating. We might work things out, and if not....well I'm determined to have some fun.
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05-05-2011, 09:38 PM
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****************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio |
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05-05-2011, 01:41 PM
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Back in 10
Join Date: Aug 2008
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I am sure Mort just had sex with B.O.B.
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