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Old 01-15-2017, 04:19 PM   #1
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Old 01-20-2017, 05:16 PM   #2
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I have ZERO tolerance. But I'm working on that ... slowly.
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Old 01-20-2017, 07:21 PM   #3
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cannabis, I think, has been shown to alleviate symptoms in glaucoma sufferers.
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Old 01-20-2017, 07:51 PM   #4
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Yes, I worked with an engineer 40 years ago who had it bad. Pot was the only thing that helped.
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Old 01-21-2017, 09:43 AM   #5
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Yes, I worked with an engineer 40 years ago who had it bad. Pot was the only thing that helped.
Let me guess. Y'all built nuclear submarines right?

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Old 01-21-2017, 11:23 AM   #6
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No, nuclear power plants.
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Old 01-21-2017, 11:57 AM   #7
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Old 01-22-2017, 02:09 PM   #8
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Old 01-22-2017, 04:04 PM   #9
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There's dem black chickens again.

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Old 01-22-2017, 04:10 PM   #10
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Now here are some chickens walking around my truck. this is the street that Jim lives on. So quiet. Just two blocks away the chaos begins.

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Old 01-22-2017, 05:45 PM   #11
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The area of bare skin on a turkey’s throat and head vary in colour depending on its level of excitement and stress.When excited, a male turkey’s head turns blue, when ready to fight it turns red.
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Old 01-23-2017, 08:11 PM   #12
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What color is his head when its whacked off with a hatchet?

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Old 01-24-2017, 12:23 PM   #13
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What color is his head when its whacked off with a hatchet?

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Old 01-23-2017, 08:33 PM   #14
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Jive turkeys!

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Old 01-24-2017, 12:28 PM   #15
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I just stole this from another forum. My father died Sunday morning and I was feeling down. You know what? Try cruising old threads for a pick me up. Thankfully my yankee friend hasn't dwelled on the subject. F√cking relatives come by and are so sorry. Sitting around with hang dog looks staring at me. I hate that shit and where is the food everyone supposed to bring? The aide what takes care of my wife bought soda. Where the food?! Bunch of cheap suckers. I'll leave each one a dollar in my will. Leave the rest to the state for a new boat ramp.
Almost forgot the picture picker upper.

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