What's mildly amusing you today?

[DucksNuts]

Tbag and I laugh uncontrollably...Adz gives me a dirty look and asks "what's your problem?"

No one is allowed to fart in Adz room, because its his space and he shouldnt have to smell anything he doenst want too.


I never know what to do when I am talking to someone and they obviously fart...given away by sound or smell.

Smell ones I know they know I know...I give everything away...but the sound ones I never know whether to point and laugh or just pretend it didnt happen.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

I never know whether to point and laugh or just pretend it didnt happen.

That's what pets are for, blaming.

[limey]

We've had disco lights fitted in the bathroom. No, seriously! They're programmable and have a "sound-to-light" setting which means that farting in the bath will never be the same again!


Sent by thought transference

[DanaC]

Seriously, though? That's what she said when she saw Dizcat?

What an odd response. I was blown away by how gorgeous he and Dylan were the first time I saw them. They're like the distilled essence of cat.

Keeping hold of the pronouns isa toughie. For some people all cats/dogs are coded broadly female, or broadly male. Usually depending on whether they're more used to male or female pets.

I've lost count of the people who assume Carrot is a bitch. Especially when I say his name. I don't see how 'Carrot' sounds feminine.

[Sundae]

Originally Posted by limey

We've had disco lights fitted in the bathroom. No, seriously! They're programmable and have a "sound-to-light" setting which means that farting in the bath will never be the same again!

Damn. No time to visit this Christmas as we break up so late. I reserve the right to come fart in your bath at some time in the future. It sounds amazing. Take photos. Does this mean your bathroom is now 100% finished? It was pretty damn near when I came last time.

Originally Posted by DanaC

Seriously, though? That's what she said when she saw Dizcat? What an odd response. I was blown away by how gorgeous he and Dylan were the first time I saw them. They're like the distilled essence of cat.

I seem to get that response from non-cat-lovers, so perhaps it really is the distillation. Or from people with a moral issue against pedigrees, which they are entitled to.

When I first saw my boys I was captivated, but yes I did appreciate their peculiarity. I'd done my research, but seeing them moving was an entirely different matter.

Anyway, I think I missed one of the salient points of the story before.
I went into the garden to tell Mum & Dad who had been at the door, and also tell my story. Next door neighbour also sat in the sun and I heard her doorbell go. "Don't worry" I said over the fence, "it's just Greenpeace." She's a pensioner too. But she misheard me and leapt up out of her seat. Then the satellite delay caught up and she relaxed. "I thought you said the Police for a minute!"

Which made me grin at the idea she would have gone charging to the door expecting trouble. Glad she didn't. I hadn't intended to distress her - it was only after we'd laughed about it I remembered she has a grandson in prison.

[Trilby]

Carrot is clearly phallic.

Gourda on the other hand...

[bluecuracao]

Everyone in my neighborhood has their windows open. I know this without even looking outside, because it's game day and about every 20 minutes or so, I hear a booming chorus of cheers. It's like I'm at the stadium in my pajamas!

[Sundae]

Originally Posted by bluecuracao

It's like I'm at the stadium in my pajamas!

That's a funny place to put a stadium.

[bluecuracao]

Originally Posted by Sundae

That's a funny place to put a stadium.

[DanaC]

Boom Boom!

[Aliantha]

Apparently there's a town in the US somewhere called Mianus (not sure how it's spelled). The Jackass crew went there asking the locals about what sort of things are in Mianus. eg, is there a church in Mianus? Is there a swimming pool in Mianus? etc. It was the funniest Jackass stunt ever for me, although I was half cut when I was watching it, so that probably made it more so.

[DucksNuts]

I love the jackass boys!!

[Sundae]

I had a real Beavis and Butthead moment when listening to the cycling during the Olympics.
One of the Malay competitors was called Awang. No, really.

On its own you can get over it, it's a name.
But to keep hearing in the commentary that someone has a wang catching up with them, or a wang on their shoulder or is desperately trying to get alongside a wang... Too much, too much.

[Griff]

Yesterday my new co-teacher asks, "What sound does astronaut begin with." You know the rest.

[Happy Monkey]

Originally Posted by Griff

Yesterday my new co-teacher asks, "What sound does astronaut begin with." You know the rest.

<makes rocket noises>