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Old 09-26-2020, 11:47 PM   #1846
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Even back in 1948 bike riders wanted more entertainment...
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Old 09-28-2020, 07:47 PM   #1847
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I see an out of focus Kitten coming out of the radio.
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Old 09-28-2020, 07:51 PM   #1848
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..the fuque?

I'll have some of what he's smoking.

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Old 09-28-2020, 08:28 PM   #1849
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You can't see the Cat?
It's coming out of the top of the radio.
I know that it is really the hillside i the background, but it looks like a Kitteh.
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Old 09-28-2020, 10:41 PM   #1850
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That guy grabbed the radio by the pussy.
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Old 09-28-2020, 11:54 PM   #1851
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You can't see the Cat?
It's coming out of the top of the radio.
I know that it is really the hillside i the background, but it looks like a Kitteh.
Ok, I see it now.
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Old 09-29-2020, 03:25 PM   #1852
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Waiting, hoping the mail gets delivered today cuz bike parts are needed.
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Old 10-01-2020, 07:10 AM   #1853
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You die a little inside every time you don't ride a tree?
Unlike that guy topping the palm tree.
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Old 10-01-2020, 03:24 PM   #1854
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ouch


Speaking of ouch, brokey fixey (not fixie old knees).

Broken derailleur and hanger resulting in a long push home and a Saturday on Pete's old yet classy 26" Specialized Epic. Buddy gave me an old Noleen Chubby for one of my old 26" bikes for backup.

New derailleur and an old tweaked hanger until new one arrives. New derailleur is funny but apparently works.
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Old 10-01-2020, 03:29 PM   #1855
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Noleen Chubby

Noleen Noleen Noleen Noleen


Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you
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Old 10-01-2020, 06:33 PM   #1856
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He said 'chubby'...

Twice.
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Old 10-04-2020, 03:18 AM   #1857
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Published in the newspaper New York World in 1895, we present;
The 41 Rules For Female Cyclists:
1. Donít be a fright.
2. Donít faint on the road.
3. Donít wear a manís cap.
4. Donít wear tight garters.
5. Donít forget your toolbag

6. Donít attempt a ďcentury.Ē
7. Donít coast. It is dangerous.
8. Donít boast of your long rides.
9. Donít criticize peopleís ďlegs.Ē
10. Donít wear loud hued leggings.

11. Donít cultivate a ďbicycle face.Ē
12. Donít refuse assistance up a hill.
13. Donít wear clothes that donít fit.
14. Donít neglect a ďlightís outĒ cry.
15. Donít wear jewelry while on a tour.

16. Donít race. Leave that to the scorchers.
17. Donít wear laced boots. They are tiresome.
18. Donít imagine everybody is looking at you.
19. Donít go to church in your bicycle costume.
20. Donít wear a garden party hat with bloomers.

21. Donít contest the right of way with cable cars.
22. Donít chew gum. Exercise your jaws in private.
23. Donít wear white kid gloves. Silk is the thing.
24. Donít ask, ďWhat do you think of my bloomers?Ē
25. Donít use bicycle slang. Leave that to the boys.

26. Donít go out after dark without a male escort.
27. Donít go without a needle, thread and thimble.
28. Donít try to have every article of your attire ďmatch.Ē
29. Donít let your golden hair be hanging down your back.
30. Donít allow dear little Fido to accompany you

31. Donít scratch a match on the seat of your bloomers.
32. Donít discuss bloomers with every man you know.
33. Donít appear in public until you have learned to ride well.
34. Donít overdo things. Let cycling be a recreation, not a labor.
35. Donít ignore the laws of the road because you are a woman.

36. Donít try to ride in your brotherís clothes ďto see how it feels.Ē
37. Donít scream if you meet a cow. If she sees you first, she will run.
38. Donít cultivate everything that is up to date because yon ride a wheel.
39. Donít emulate your brotherís attitude if he rides parallel with the ground.
40. Donít undertake a long ride if you are not confident of performing it easily.
41. Donít appear to be up on ďrecordsĒ and ďrecord smashing.Ē That is sporty.
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Old 10-04-2020, 09:44 AM   #1858
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Don't attempt a century. wow.


@Griff - bummer about the derailleur. It seems that in the 80s and 90s sticks used to pop up all the time and destroy derailleurs. The new paradigm of groomed trails seems to make that more of a rarity.
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Old 10-04-2020, 11:34 AM   #1859
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Yeah, I was riding my home trail. Maybe I should be raking my forest.

I broke the chain I apparently tweaked in the previous ruckus this morning. Trailside repair was smooth though so the ride was not impacted.
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Old 10-04-2020, 11:35 AM   #1860
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Don't attempt a century. wow.
I wouldn't do it on a single speed. Pete and I've done a number of them, saying she can't would make it happen.
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