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Old 12-04-2014, 02:28 PM   #151
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I hope your Viagara doesn't work.

Not to leave out the ladies:

I hope you experience vaginal dryness.
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Old 12-04-2014, 03:17 PM   #152
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Old 12-04-2014, 04:15 PM   #153
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Old 12-04-2014, 05:45 PM   #154
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Old 12-05-2014, 04:21 PM   #155
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I hope that, in the men's room, when you shake it, you get a little on your leg.
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Old 12-05-2014, 09:57 PM   #156
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I hope your sandwich remains attached to the bite you just took by a long, black hair.
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Old 12-05-2014, 11:14 PM   #157
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I hope you get soppy socked.

(that's when you're wearing socks around the house and you step in a melted ice cube, or a puddle of dog drool or some other kind of minor body of watery substance that instantly soaks through your sock into the arch of your foot, making the stock cling there in a most uncomfortable fashion.)

I hope that.


But not you. You know who.


Just kidding
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Old 12-05-2014, 11:15 PM   #158
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You Do know who, right?
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Old 12-06-2014, 03:36 PM   #159
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I hope your train of thought derails.
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Old 12-06-2014, 05:27 PM   #160
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You Do know who, right?
Peter Capaldi. Who Dani says is marves.
But even if I had a TV I couldn't afford the licence.

So I watch Lady Soliloquy's excellent version of JB's The Doctor & I on YouTube instead. And Meghan Trainor. Obsessive? Yup, can do.

If I can get Carruthers to use totes amazeballs I can do anything.

Apologies, Bettina B did the JB compilation.
Lady S did the Whoverse one.

Anyway, in the whatsit of the thread, I hope you get cucumber important your Caesar salad.
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Old 12-07-2014, 02:16 AM   #161
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If I can get Carruthers to use totes amazeballs I can do anything.

I know it's the sort language that you hip young people like.
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Old 12-08-2014, 08:33 AM   #162
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That's why the elderly get hip replacements!
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Old 12-08-2014, 09:03 AM   #163
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Old 12-08-2014, 03:18 PM   #164
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Old 12-08-2014, 05:03 PM   #165
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