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Old 11-04-2014, 05:04 PM   #31
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I hope you don't mind, but
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Old 11-04-2014, 05:47 PM   #32
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Spare a square?
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Old 11-04-2014, 06:03 PM   #33
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I hope your coffee is too hot to drink, then by the time you remember to check it again, it's cold.
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Old 11-04-2014, 06:52 PM   #34
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I hope the hot young girl hitting on you in the bar turns out to be your daughter from a one night stand 20 years ago.
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Old Boy!
No.

Spoiler below.

That was "The Judge" that that happened to. Actually, the judge was Robert DeNiro, the hit-upon was Robert Downey Jr.


Highlight at your peril.

Well, yeah, you are right. I had forgotten. Ew.
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Old 11-04-2014, 07:06 PM   #35
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I hope you get a tickly nose hair and can't find it with tweezers
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Old 11-04-2014, 07:59 PM   #36
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I hope you get a bag of mixed nuts and by chance there are no cashews in it.
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Old 11-04-2014, 08:01 PM   #37
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Old 11-04-2014, 08:08 PM   #38
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Because it's all brazil nuts.
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Old 11-04-2014, 10:48 PM   #39
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And Nigger Toes.

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Old 11-05-2014, 07:28 AM   #40
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When I was a small kid, the adults called Brazil nuts “nigger toes.” Racism wasn't a concept to me then. The idea that they were “toes” bugged me.
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Old 11-05-2014, 08:51 AM   #41
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^WHS. My mom turns all shades of red when retelling that story every holiday.
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Old 11-05-2014, 08:52 AM   #42
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I hope you clip that nail a little too much.
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Old 11-05-2014, 11:50 AM   #43
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I hope your girlfriend develops a FUPA.
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Old 11-05-2014, 04:51 PM   #44
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I hope you scoot your eye out.
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Old 11-06-2014, 06:31 AM   #45
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Aka Vajomach
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