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Old 11-26-2014, 04:32 AM   #121
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I hope you don't find out you've stepped in dog poop til after you've put your feet up on your nice new sofa.
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Old 11-26-2014, 09:55 AM   #122
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I hope you get the smaller piece of the wishbone.
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Old 11-26-2014, 11:09 AM   #123
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I hope you decide it's okay to remove your own cannula and then it goes a gusher so the public toilet cubicle looks like The Red Wedding (except for the drummer from Coldplay) and you have to apologise and make lame excuses which sound more dishonest the more honest you are.
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Old 11-26-2014, 09:53 PM   #124
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I hope you swallow a fly
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Old 11-27-2014, 06:26 AM   #125
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...while giving bathroom bjs in a biker bar.
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Old 11-27-2014, 12:01 PM   #126
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I hope you miss your exit
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Old 11-27-2014, 04:38 PM   #127
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I hope your turkey is dry.
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Old 11-27-2014, 08:01 PM   #128
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I hope you spill(ed) your pumpkin pie filling as you tried to maneuver the sucker into the oven.
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Old 11-27-2014, 10:28 PM   #129
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I hope that when you started cooking it, you misunderstood, and prepared a turd ucken.
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Old 11-28-2014, 08:51 AM   #130
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I hope you get it out of your system
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Old 11-28-2014, 11:32 AM   #131
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I hope you ran out to pick up your woman's birthday present on Black fucking Friday.
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Old 11-29-2014, 12:30 PM   #132
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I hope you're happy mister
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Old 11-29-2014, 04:50 PM   #133
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I hope you feel like you're forgetting something ...
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Old 11-30-2014, 03:44 AM   #134
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I hope you remember what it was, go into the next room to get it and forget again.
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Old 12-01-2014, 04:19 PM   #135
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I hope you accidentally hit "End call" instead of turning off speaker phone after you've been on hold for 20 minutes.
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