Cool/Funny Sports Photos - Page 6

BigV · 09-04-2012, 03:48 PM

marketing, people, marketing!

Clodfobble · 09-05-2012, 07:58 AM

It's funny, because I don't know shit about football but I always remember that 2002 is when the Houston Texans came into existence. Because we were in final beta for Quarterback Challenge 2003, and the designers were shoving the brand new team data into the game at the last possible nanosecond. Except we'd already done the audio with the professional sports announcers months ago, and there was no way we could afford to get them back for another session. But I did have approximately 16,000 files of source material. So I went through and pulled the audio file for every Hugh, Hubert, humongous, and humor; and every Johnston, Royston, Livingston, and Penistone; and every Tex syllable; and every "unz;" and spent all night Frankensteining various combinations together into appropriate inflections for every team name stitch in the game. Ironically, the dude actually said the words "Houston" and "Texans," in an unlockable interview clip talking about how he remembered something not-at-all-interesting about the Dallas Texans in the 1960s. But he slurred his speech and it was unusable.

Gravdigr · 09-05-2012, 12:12 PM

Are you available for donkey shows?

Starring Slutpuppet · 09-05-2012, 12:35 PM

If you've got the equipment, I've got the time.

Gravdigr · 09-05-2012, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Starring Slutpuppet

If you've got the equipment, I've got the time.

Donkey Show, fyi.

Gravdigr · 10-14-2012, 04:16 PM

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Gravdigr · 10-18-2012, 11:53 PM

Watch for the deck ladder ricocheting off the dude's noggin.

With multiple camera angle goodness.

BigV · 10-19-2012, 03:30 PM

only four cameras?

wow.

that is some serious megafauna there.

Gravdigr · 11-04-2012, 07:07 PM

No explanations...

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Gravdigr · 11-16-2012, 11:44 AM

Everybody gets squeamy...no matter how big and tough they are.

Gravdigr · 01-28-2013, 05:44 PM

This is outstanding!!

Bravo, Chris Clark, BRAVO!!!!

Someone should have thrown roses at this guy's feet.

Upset with the refs? Let 'em know, by God!!!!

Lamplighter · 02-10-2013, 12:06 PM

Gravdigr · 02-10-2013, 04:03 PM

It hurt me when the bird guy fell.

glatt · 02-10-2013, 04:38 PM

I felt bad for him, but laughed out loud anyway.

Gravdigr · 02-14-2013, 01:08 PM

Yao Ming, 7 ft. 6in. - 310 lb., with J.J. Watt, 6 ft. 5 in. - 295 lb. (wikipedia stats).

Yao makes JJ look like a middle school kid.

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09-04-2012, 03:48 PM	#1
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09-05-2012, 07:58 AM	#2
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	It's funny, because I don't know shit about football but I always remember that 2002 is when the Houston Texans came into existence. Because we were in final beta for Quarterback Challenge 2003, and the designers were shoving the brand new team data into the game at the last possible nanosecond. Except we'd already done the audio with the professional sports announcers months ago, and there was no way we could afford to get them back for another session. But I did have approximately 16,000 files of source material. So I went through and pulled the audio file for every Hugh, Hubert, humongous, and humor; and every Johnston, Royston, Livingston, and Penistone; and every Tex syllable; and every "unz;" and spent all night Frankensteining various combinations together into appropriate inflections for every team name stitch in the game. Ironically, the dude actually said the words "Houston" and "Texans," in an unlockable interview clip talking about how he remembered something not-at-all-interesting about the Dallas Texans in the 1960s. But he slurred his speech and it was unusable. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

09-05-2012, 12:12 PM	#3
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10-14-2012, 04:16 PM	#6
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10-18-2012, 11:53 PM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Watch for the deck ladder ricocheting off the dude's noggin. With multiple camera angle goodness. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-05-2012, 12:35 PM	#4
Starring Slutpuppet Fellow-Commoner Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 10	If you've got the equipment, I've got the time.

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BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	only four cameras? wow. that is some serious megafauna there. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

11-04-2012, 07:07 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	No explanations... __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-16-2012, 11:44 AM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Everybody gets squeamy...no matter how big and tough they are. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-28-2013, 05:44 PM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	This is outstanding!! Bravo, Chris Clark, BRAVO!!!! Someone should have thrown roses at this guy's feet. Upset with the refs? Let 'em know, by God!!!! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off. Last edited by Gravdigr; 01-28-2013 at 05:45 PM. Reason: too much colon

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02-10-2013, 04:03 PM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	It hurt me when the bird guy fell. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I felt bad for him, but laughed out loud anyway.

02-14-2013, 01:08 PM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Yao Ming, 7 ft. 6in. - 310 lb., with J.J. Watt, 6 ft. 5 in. - 295 lb. (wikipedia stats). Yao makes JJ look like a middle school kid. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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