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xoxoxoBruce · 09-22-2018, 08:02 PM

OK Junior, that's enough TV for today, go out and dig a trench in the yard.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-29-2018, 06:29 PM

OK Dad, you always said you'd fix my red wagon, change the oil and rotate the tires.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-30-2018, 08:34 PM

Looks like it's definitely become female, but I can't figure out if it's also become a fish??

Gravdigr · 10-01-2018, 02:46 PM

Needed a place to put the rouge?

BigV · 10-06-2018, 11:08 AM

it looks like the goddamn seat to ride sidesaddle since there just a board where it used to be mounted.

captainhook455 · 10-06-2018, 08:12 PM

It looks like it can be folded in or out. Mebbe to keep tall grass or bushes off the driver when bushhogging.

Gravdigr · 10-07-2018, 01:51 PM

Speaking of tractors...

In the movie Blazing Saddles, Slim Pickens' character, 'Taggart', tells the antagonist, the land-grabbing 'Hedley Lamarr', not to worry, "We'll make that town thing it's a chicken that got caught in a tractor's nuts."

What the fuck does that mean?

Gravdigr · 10-18-2018, 10:06 AM

Dayum!

Big ol' BucyrusErie:

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Banana for scale, in that guy's pocket.

And you thought he was just happy to see ya.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-18-2018, 09:16 PM

I wonder if he can convince the judge it was the bird's fault?

Gravdigr · 10-18-2018, 10:04 AM

Tractor's nuts?

Anyone?

Bueller?

Gravdigr · 10-19-2018, 02:12 PM

A few years earlier, and that ostrich may well have outrun the pohlees.

Griff · 10-21-2018, 02:07 PM

So it was a thing?

https://allthatsinteresting.com/ostrich-racing

xoxoxoBruce · 10-21-2018, 03:45 PM

With a field full of spare engines.

Diaphone Jim · 10-22-2018, 11:37 AM

Now, that's a drumstick.

Gravdigr · 10-22-2018, 01:20 PM

Wonder if it tastes like chicken?

09-22-2018, 08:02 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	OK Junior, that's enough TV for today, go out and dig a trench in the yard. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-29-2018, 06:29 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	OK Dad, you always said you'd fix my red wagon, change the oil and rotate the tires. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-30-2018, 08:34 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Looks like it's definitely become female, but I can't figure out if it's also become a fish?? Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-01-2018, 02:46 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Needed a place to put the rouge? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-06-2018, 11:08 AM	#5
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	it looks like the goddamn seat to ride sidesaddle since there just a board where it used to be mounted. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-06-2018, 08:12 PM	#6
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	It looks like it can be folded in or out. Mebbe to keep tall grass or bushes off the driver when bushhogging.

10-07-2018, 01:51 PM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Speaking of tractors... In the movie Blazing Saddles, Slim Pickens' character, 'Taggart', tells the antagonist, the land-grabbing 'Hedley Lamarr', not to worry, "We'll make that town thing it's a chicken that got caught in a tractor's nuts." What the fuck does that mean? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-18-2018, 10:06 AM	#8
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Dayum! Big ol' BucyrusErie: Banana for scale, in that guy's pocket. And you thought he was just happy to see ya. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-18-2018, 09:16 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I wonder if he can convince the judge it was the bird's fault? Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-18-2018, 10:04 AM	#10
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Tractor's nuts? Anyone? Bueller? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-19-2018, 02:12 PM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	A few years earlier, and that ostrich may well have outrun the pohlees. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-21-2018, 02:07 PM	#12
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	So it was a thing? https://allthatsinteresting.com/ostrich-racing Attached Images __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-21-2018, 03:45 PM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	With a field full of spare engines. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-22-2018, 11:37 AM	#14
Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	Now, that's a drumstick.

10-22-2018, 01:20 PM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Wonder if it tastes like chicken? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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