What might be making you a tad apprehensive, but might not, as it's too soon to tell - Page 83

Glinda · 02-05-2019, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

So...Is it good to be back?

Yes it is, even with the sub-freezing weather and no clean undies.

The good news is, I've got plenty of food, cigs, weed, and booze, so I don't have to leave the house for at least two days (snow should be gone by then).

Gravdigr · 02-06-2019, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Glinda

...and no clean undies.

What better excuse to run around the house nekkid?

Ya know the difference between naked and nekkid, don't ya?

Naked = ya ain't got no clothes on;

Nekkid = ya ain't got no clothes on and yer up to something.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-18-2019, 12:52 AM

I received a gift from China that had this really small warranty card, with fuzzy printing and even fuzzier grammar, attached.
After reading it eleventy-nine times I think it says give us your email so we can spam the hell out of you.
Then if you have a problem with this item just buy another one and we'll give you some sort of coupon for something or other.

Gravdigr · 02-05-2019, 10:43 AM

Customer: "When will my car be done?"

Mechanic: "It'll be done Friday."

Customer, walking away: "Okay."

Mechanic, under his breath: "Not this Friday. Some Friday. Sometime."

limey · 02-05-2019, 04:01 PM

I’ve got too much to do before final departure on Saturday but have been felled by an asthma attack but have been given the good drugs that, when they kick in, make you feel superhuman by the kind doc.
Will they kick in in time

Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

xoxoxoBruce · 02-05-2019, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Glinda

I dunno, maybe I'm just cursed.

I don't know if you're cursed but I'll bet anyone holding you up is.

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Originally Posted by limey

Will they kick in in time

Carefully crafted concrete split second plans are just suggestions.

Clodfobble · 02-18-2019, 10:35 AM

You've got to appreciate the irony of sending a tiny, hard-to-read card with the purchase of a magnifier...

Griff · 02-18-2019, 10:57 AM

You've been trolled.

BigV · 02-18-2019, 10:02 PM

"If you can read this, your complaint is invalid"

"If you can't read this, it's not our problem"

sexobon · 02-19-2019, 05:39 PM

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… lifetime warranty (except for human damage) …

Blame it on the dog.

Gravdigr · 04-19-2019, 11:51 AM

Skydiving: It's not a race. The guy that gets to the ground first does not always win.

BigV · 04-21-2019, 05:08 PM

My enthusiasm for this stage of the project is flagging. Perhaps some breakfast will help.

Carruthers · 06-10-2019, 05:17 PM

The rain has been incessant today and it's still raining now.
It's just after 2300 and the wind is starting to howl.
The conifer in the bank of the stream at the bottom of the garden is no doubt swaying back and forth.
It's about 50' tall and doesn't seem to be very deep rooted.
Equally worrying is the row of Ash and Sycamore trees on the opposite bank.
They must be about 70' tall and they're fully in leaf so susceptible to damage in high winds.
If any of these were to fall they wouldn't reach the house but clearing up the resultant mess would be a real pain in the fundament.
Still, there's nothing I can do about it...

Goodnight all.

BigV · 06-10-2019, 05:23 PM

Shelter in place.

Good luck to you and your trees.

Carruthers · 06-10-2019, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV

Shelter in place.

Good luck to you and your trees.

Thanks!

I've just shone a torch down the back garden and nothing has fallen over...

... yet.

02-18-2019, 12:52 AM	#3
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02-05-2019, 10:43 AM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Customer: "When will my car be done?" Mechanic: "It'll be done Friday." Customer, walking away: "Okay." Mechanic, under his breath: "Not this Friday. Some Friday. Sometime." __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-05-2019, 04:01 PM	#5
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	I’ve got too much to do before final departure on Saturday but have been felled by an asthma attack but have been given the good drugs that, when they kick in, make you feel superhuman by the kind doc. Will they kick in in time Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

02-18-2019, 10:35 AM	#7
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02-18-2019, 10:57 AM	#8
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02-18-2019, 10:02 PM	#9
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	"If you can read this, your complaint is invalid" "If you can't read this, it's not our problem" __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

04-19-2019, 11:51 AM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Skydiving: It's not a race. The guy that gets to the ground first does not always win. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-21-2019, 05:08 PM	#12
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	My enthusiasm for this stage of the project is flagging. Perhaps some breakfast will help. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-10-2019, 05:17 PM	#13
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	The rain has been incessant today and it's still raining now. It's just after 2300 and the wind is starting to howl. The conifer in the bank of the stream at the bottom of the garden is no doubt swaying back and forth. It's about 50' tall and doesn't seem to be very deep rooted. Equally worrying is the row of Ash and Sycamore trees on the opposite bank. They must be about 70' tall and they're fully in leaf so susceptible to damage in high winds. If any of these were to fall they wouldn't reach the house but clearing up the resultant mess would be a real pain in the fundament. Still, there's nothing I can do about it... Goodnight all. __________________

06-10-2019, 05:23 PM	#14
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Shelter in place. Good luck to you and your trees. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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