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Old 03-29-2010, 04:34 PM   #1
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What the hell do I want for my birthday? It's in 2 weeks.

Something good, but not too expensive. Everyone wants to know, and I have no idea myself.

Any ideas?
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Old 03-29-2010, 04:38 PM   #2
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What the hell do I want for my birthday? It's in 2 weeks.

Something good, but not too expensive. Everyone wants to know, and I have no idea myself.

Any ideas?
A snow blower
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Old 03-29-2010, 04:46 PM   #3
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Sorry glatt, all the good things I can think of are almost certainly in the realm of "too expensive."

Some kind of garage/woodworking gadget, maybe?
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Old 03-29-2010, 04:51 PM   #4
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Yep. When I'm in doubt of what to get my dad or brothers, I get them something for their respective Man Caves!
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Old 03-29-2010, 05:13 PM   #5
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Any kind of POWER tool! C'mon - this is an easy one.
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Old 03-29-2010, 05:56 PM   #6
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Amazon gift cert
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Old 03-31-2010, 12:20 PM   #7
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. That is all
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Old 04-05-2010, 09:22 AM   #8
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seen in a job ad today

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This is a bonified job that pays you for your activity and the amount of data that you provide.
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Old 04-05-2010, 09:39 AM   #9
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HA! Bonified.

Vernon T Waldrip is bonified!
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Old 04-05-2010, 09:58 AM   #10
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Come work in our strip club, all of our clients are bonified....
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Old 04-05-2010, 10:40 AM   #11
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here's another one for a "SIGN WAIVER"

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Tax service needs an energetic person to waive a sign starting Monday 5 April from 12-6 daily until 17 April. The waiver I hired just called and said they cannot take the job. Here is your chance to make some easy money while you listen to your Ipod. Right near EMU on Washtenaw.
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Old 05-05-2010, 08:39 PM   #12
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seen in a job ad today

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here's another one for a "SIGN WAIVER"

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Tax service needs an energetic person to waive a sign starting Monday 5 April from 12-6 daily until 17 April. The waiver I hired just called and said they cannot take the job. Here is your chance to make some easy money while you listen to your Ipod. Right near EMU on Washtenaw.

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Part-time Residential House Cleaner needed.
Must have previous experience in deep-cleaning, detailed cleaning and surface cleaning with good work ethnics


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Old 04-06-2010, 02:28 PM   #13
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Hmm...I wanna post something, but I can't think of anything that deserves it's own thread. Should I post my post that is a post here?

Oh, wait...I just did.
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Old 04-10-2010, 10:40 PM   #14
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I don't know Westwood much, but I'm loving the Masters tournament this year. Westwood the current leader, Mickelson trailing only one behind, Woods and Choi next...Couples in it.

Tomorrow should be some great golf!
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Old 04-11-2010, 05:48 PM   #15
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Mickelson won the Masters! Wooohoooo.

And Tiger did great. It was wonderful golf.
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