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08-16-2011, 09:24 AM | #1 |
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Snort snicker lol.
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08-16-2011, 05:43 PM | #2 |
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What's bumming my stone?
My neighbors. They're fighting. Loudly. Profanely. Now, I got nothing against the use of profanity, hell, I'm a Pro Cusser League veteran. But, not out in public. Most of the time. This morning they were in the driveway at 7:45, full throttle. I came out on my front porch and just stared at them while they fought.
When she drove up the street, going to work I suppose, her husband gave me the stink-eye as he went toward his door. I smiled a big friendly smile, and quoted a line form "Blazing Saddles". I said, in my cheeriest voice, mind you: "Good Morning Jerry. And isn't it a lovely morning?" He didn't say anything.
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08-16-2011, 08:19 PM | #3 |
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No, he was using your mom's font.
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08-18-2011, 02:41 PM | #4 |
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Oh, I see moms are fair game for insulting now.
Just remember, you started it. And tell your Mom you started it. Game on.
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08-18-2011, 03:00 PM | #5 |
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Yes, you.
See, you brought mom into it. I didn't say nuffin bout no mammies. To the 1984 Denver Broncos?
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08-16-2011, 08:50 PM | #6 |
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I hope he wiped it afterwards
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08-18-2011, 02:43 PM | #7 |
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I started it? I started it? Hello? <-----not a sarcasm font.
Go away kid, ya bother me. And my mom said 'bring it on!' How do you think I got this way? |
08-18-2011, 02:46 PM | #8 |
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your mother's an astronaut
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08-18-2011, 02:47 PM | #9 |
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AND she wears combat boots!
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08-22-2011, 10:30 AM | #10 |
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If I may ontroduce a shot of levity up your collective arses?
Sachin Tendulkar failed to get his century today. Yes, he's Indian and therefore the opposition (England are playing India, in case it 'scaped your notice) but he's a good batsman and it would have been a notable achievement. LBW on 91. Given by an Australian Umpire. He's not the best, not even the Indian best. But it would have been good to see.
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08-22-2011, 11:15 AM | #11 |
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what?
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08-28-2011, 11:07 PM | #12 | |
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And for what it is worth, England have just crushed India in a test series (WTF?) and in so doing have earned the number one ranking in test cricket (WTFFF?). This would have been unthinkable five yers ago, when Enlgand had been rubbish for a decade. IMHO I give credit to a few now-retired players: Gough, Pieterson, Collingwood. They weren't great, but they had guts and detemination and set a standard of toughing it out through difficult times. IMHO the modern success was built on that attitude. Well done, En-ger-land, may your Barmy Army enjoy the good times.
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08-22-2011, 01:25 PM | #13 |
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She said she's really really bored and can't wait for the summer to be over.
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08-28-2011, 10:36 PM | #14 |
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Was his last name Cantor?
Just kidding. Sorry to hear that you are hurting. Shit like that sucks on so many levels.
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08-28-2011, 10:44 PM | #15 |
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If she attracts guys like that, and likes it, she is damaged goods, and would have led you to more serious dramatic chaos down the road. Bullet dodged.
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