What Are You Drinking Tonight? - Page 16

Snakeadelic · 08-14-2016, 09:20 AM

Recipe #3
Pomegranate juice or juice blend--any dark red juice you like will work; I happen to like pomegranate and hate cranberry.
Vodka
Sprite (tho any clear lemon-lime soda should work)

I use about 1.5 to 2 shots of vodka, about 3 shots of juice, and pour Sprite on top until the cup is full. The name comes from a complicated blend of my smartassery, my knowledge of many things horse-related, and a random choice of container for the first batch. The container is an oversize coffee mug my neighbor got as a promo gift with an order of cigars, and is adorned with the logos of the Man O'War brand of cigars. Some of you may know there was a VERY famous racehorse many decades ago whose name was Man O'War; he won 20 of his 21 racing starts, including a spectacular "match race" against his lifetime competitor, Sir Barton. When they were raced just against one another to prove who was the better horse, Man O'War won...by over 200 feet of clear space! In horse racing, a "length" is the length of the horse from the front point of its shoulder to the back point of its haunch just below the tail, which tends to be around 7-8 feet. So I mix up this bright red concoction in a mug with Man O'War written on it and immediately named it 21 Lengths--the official distance by which Big Red won that match race.

infinite monkey · 08-14-2016, 05:36 PM

Turning Leaf Pinot Noir.

I'm off my day job tomorrow because I'm covering for the other one later in the week, and I'm only supposed to have my 24 hours/week. I'm still dog/house-sitting for my friends, so I get to watch their cable and use their wifi!

So I'm drinking wine. A lot of wine.

footfootfoot · 08-14-2016, 08:30 PM

Luv me some of that there pee-not noyer. I'm getting my G&T on again, grooving on that Schweppervessence.

JuancoRocks · 03-07-2018, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I'm getting my G&T on again, grooving on that Schweppervessence.

Foot, I too am enjoying Gin & Tonic.......With.......
Tanqueray Rangpur, Citadelle, Hendricks, Linton Hill and Aviation.
(One at a time, not all at once)

If you are using Schweppes tonic try Great Value tonic from WalMart.
Not nearly as sweet and a good mixer. You will thank me.

JR

xoxoxoBruce · 03-07-2018, 09:21 AM

But that would require shopping at Walmart.

Gravdigr · 03-07-2018, 02:50 PM

I'm gonna have a Jack & Coke for Glinda's pop, but, it'll prolly be Ginger Crown tonight.

Wait, tonight's bucket night...So, a Jack & Coke and Bud Light by the bucket.

Glinda · 03-07-2018, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I'm gonna have a Jack & Coke for Glinda's pop, but, it'll prolly be Ginger Crown tonight.

Wait, tonight's bucket night...So, a Jack & Coke and Bud Light by the bucket.

Hear! Hear!

JuancoRocks · 03-08-2018, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

But that would require shopping at Walmart.

Worth it for the sheer entertainment.
The people of Wal-Mart in real time.......

"Why are you returning these diapers?"
"It says 10 to 12 pounds and they only hold eight"

JR

infinite monkey · 08-14-2016, 08:55 PM

I'm trying think of the song with G & T in the lyrics. I'm not googling it. What IS that song????? It says "G and T" not gin and tonic. Crap. Might be a Donald Fagan, or Steely Dan...

infinite monkey · 08-14-2016, 09:07 PM

Oh duh!

Barenaked Ladies, Alcohol.

Besides Steve Martin, Ed Robertson is the other guy doesn't know he should marry me.

footfootfoot · 08-14-2016, 09:59 PM

Thanks! nice change from Eva Cassidy; I was getting my maudlin on.

elSicomoro · 08-14-2016, 11:14 PM

Delicious Honest Tea...Moroccan mint green tea

Gravdigr · 08-17-2016, 01:52 PM

Buckets.

Dude111 · 08-21-2016, 11:48 AM

Right now im having some chocolate Milk

Gravdigr · 08-21-2016, 01:07 PM

Caffeine-free Pepsi

03-07-2018, 09:21 AM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	But that would require shopping at Walmart. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-07-2018, 02:50 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I'm gonna have a Jack & Coke for Glinda's pop, but, it'll prolly be Ginger Crown tonight. Wait, tonight's bucket night...So, a Jack & Coke and Bud Light by the bucket. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-14-2016, 09:59 PM	#11
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Thanks! nice change from Eva Cassidy; I was getting my maudlin on. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-17-2016, 01:52 PM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Buckets. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-21-2016, 01:07 PM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Caffeine-free Pepsi __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-14-2016, 09:20 AM	#1
Snakeadelic Banned Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 660	Recipe #3 Pomegranate juice or juice blend--any dark red juice you like will work; I happen to like pomegranate and hate cranberry. Vodka Sprite (tho any clear lemon-lime soda should work) I use about 1.5 to 2 shots of vodka, about 3 shots of juice, and pour Sprite on top until the cup is full. The name comes from a complicated blend of my smartassery, my knowledge of many things horse-related, and a random choice of container for the first batch. The container is an oversize coffee mug my neighbor got as a promo gift with an order of cigars, and is adorned with the logos of the Man O'War brand of cigars. Some of you may know there was a VERY famous racehorse many decades ago whose name was Man O'War; he won 20 of his 21 racing starts, including a spectacular "match race" against his lifetime competitor, Sir Barton. When they were raced just against one another to prove who was the better horse, Man O'War won...by over 200 feet of clear space! In horse racing, a "length" is the length of the horse from the front point of its shoulder to the back point of its haunch just below the tail, which tends to be around 7-8 feet. So I mix up this bright red concoction in a mug with Man O'War written on it and immediately named it 21 Lengths--the official distance by which Big Red won that match race.

08-14-2016, 05:36 PM	#2
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Turning Leaf Pinot Noir. I'm off my day job tomorrow because I'm covering for the other one later in the week, and I'm only supposed to have my 24 hours/week. I'm still dog/house-sitting for my friends, so I get to watch their cable and use their wifi! So I'm drinking wine. A lot of wine.

08-14-2016, 08:30 PM	#3
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Luv me some of that there pee-not noyer. I'm getting my G&T on again, grooving on that Schweppervessence. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

08-14-2016, 08:55 PM	#9
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I'm trying think of the song with G & T in the lyrics. I'm not googling it. What IS that song????? It says "G and T" not gin and tonic. Crap. Might be a Donald Fagan, or Steely Dan...

08-14-2016, 09:07 PM	#10
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Oh duh! Barenaked Ladies, Alcohol. Besides Steve Martin, Ed Robertson is the other guy doesn't know he should marry me.

08-14-2016, 11:14 PM	#12
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Delicious Honest Tea...Moroccan mint green tea

08-21-2016, 11:48 AM	#14
Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 1,111	Right now im having some chocolate Milk

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