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Old 12-13-2012, 01:39 AM   #2131
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Actually it might have be a good deal for the kid. It didn't sound like he was seriously hurt, and maybe this will keep that crazy bastard away from him before he's sacrificed.
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Old 12-13-2012, 07:53 AM   #2132
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the guy is clearly mentally ill.

or else he's a fucking asshole.

sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.
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Old 12-13-2012, 11:27 AM   #2133
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the guy is clearly mentally ill.

or else he's a fucking asshole.

sometimes it's hard to tell the difference.
Naw.... he's pious.
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Old 12-13-2012, 06:44 PM   #2134
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He's a toyota?
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Old 12-13-2012, 07:26 PM   #2135
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Yes, the Toyota Pius, with the revolutionary new demonic-energy power with evil-force drive system.
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Old 12-14-2012, 07:36 AM   #2136
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Yes, the Toyota Pius, with the revolutionary new demonic-energy power with evil-force drive system.
Again, a Simpson's ref.

Burns was in the pokey and a big black guy wanted to convert him to Christianity. The BBG told Burns to 'reject Satan!' and Burns answered 'Why can't you reject your guy?'


ah, good times. Love that show. Absolutely love it.
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 12-19-2012, 09:09 PM   #2137
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Guns don't kill people. Sexually frustrated elephants do!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-2...ampage/4437032
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Old 12-20-2012, 10:40 PM   #2138
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A herpetological two-for.

Mummy, I found these eggs in the garden so I put them in a plastic box in my closet....

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-2...snakes/4438746

#$%&ing eastern brown snakes.

Mummy, at the childcare centre today, they wouldn't let us in!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-2...centre/4439972

Aww, just a dozen baby pythons...
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Old 12-20-2012, 10:44 PM   #2139
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awww... I could have been that kid. I raised snakes as a child. I understand the appeal. I wasn't as lucky as him though, having been bitten a few times. very very scary.
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Old 12-20-2012, 10:47 PM   #2140
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You're not that much into self-preservation, are you, BigV?

Meh, safety is over-rated.
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Old 12-20-2012, 11:18 PM   #2141
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hahahahahaha


Hey... probably there's a different/better thread for this one, but I'm here, now, and it does qualify as weird.

Check out this vehicle.

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Old 12-22-2012, 12:54 PM   #2142
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A herpetological two-for.

Mummy, I found these eggs in the garden so I put them in a plastic box in my closet....

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-2...snakes/4438746

#$%&ing eastern brown snakes.

Mummy, at the childcare centre today, they wouldn't let us in!

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-2...centre/4439972

Aww, just a dozen baby pythons...
You're not with the tourism board are you?
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Old 12-22-2012, 06:39 PM   #2143
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Sharks! Crocs! venomous jellyfish!

Nope, just a #$%& garfish stabbing someone in the ear.

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/n...-1226542388183

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Julie Fison, 46, was swimming chest-deep at Port Douglas [Far North Queensland, north of Cairns; ZG] in September when the garfish leapt up and plunged a 2.5cm barb into her eardrum.

Mrs Fison, a children's adventure book writer, is still recovering from surgery.

"It was excruciating - it hit me hard enough in the head to make me collapse and bleed out of my ear," the mother of two said.

She was left with facial palsy - unable to smile or blink on one side of her face - for more than a month after the barb perforated the eardrum and penetrated a facial nerve near her brain.

It took three hours of surgery at Cairns Base Hospital to remove the barb and she has since made numerous trips to ear specialists, physio sessions, an ophthamologist and now a speech therapist - and yet she still suffers hearing loss in her left ear.
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Old 12-23-2012, 07:19 PM   #2144
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It is now OK to fire a woman if you can't keep your weinie in your pants. Well, it might be a bit more complicated than that, but still...

Not sure how to copy/paste from my phone. It is a recent Iowa Supreme Court ruling. I saw it on CNN.
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Old 12-23-2012, 07:52 PM   #2145
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I read that article. If only it were also ok to divorce your wife because your secretary was really hot...
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