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Old 01-20-2012, 11:39 PM   #1
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It's not my butt so much as under my boobs - you could cook an egg under there and chafing is very painful.
So why don't you? You're often unhappy with the lunch menu.

Heck people here will use just a bit of alfoil to cook a kangaroo tail on the engine block of their car as they drive.
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Old 01-23-2012, 07:00 PM   #2
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So why don't you? You're often unhappy with the lunch menu.

Heck people here will use just a bit of alfoil to cook a kangaroo tail on the engine block of their car as they drive.
alfoil. That's new to me. I recognize it as "tinfoil". Interesting.
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Old 01-23-2012, 07:38 PM   #3
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Of course, that's short for aluminIum foil!
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Old 01-24-2012, 10:01 AM   #4
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do you really pronounce it like that?
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Old 01-24-2012, 06:49 PM   #5
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Al-you-minny-um.
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Old 01-24-2012, 07:18 PM   #6
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Al-you-minny-um.
That's my wife's way of saying it... and she 's from Montana
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Old 01-25-2012, 03:16 PM   #7
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Zen. No to cooking egg under my breasts.
I will not cook any chicken product where it might be contaminated with human sweat.
It is against reason and against God.

Anyway, it doesn't bring out the flavour.

Big - yes it really is al-you-MINNY-um here too.
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Old 01-25-2012, 06:22 PM   #8
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Old 01-25-2012, 06:21 PM   #9
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Aluminuminum foil prices have gone through the roof around these parts. Momdigr said she saw a roll for $8 the other night. (I don't know how long a roll, but, it wasn't the heavy duty stuff
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Old 01-26-2012, 12:03 PM   #10
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Old 01-27-2012, 04:57 PM   #11
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It adds that extra kick to your bleurg
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Old 01-27-2012, 09:04 PM   #12
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Old 01-27-2012, 08:55 PM   #13
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Wow, it has to be a novelty...right?
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Old 01-27-2012, 09:49 PM   #14
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Old 01-28-2012, 06:17 AM   #15
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Snicker.
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