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ZenGum · 06-21-2013, 08:24 PM

He's such an attention whore, I wouldn't even give him a passing glans.

Lamplighter · 06-21-2013, 08:35 PM

Even after he has been so briskly circumambulatory ?

ZenGum · 06-21-2013, 08:51 PM

I think I Spotted Dick in the desserts section of the supermarket.

classicman · 07-01-2013, 01:11 AM

Speaking of Dick ...
Man high on Mushrooms rips off part of penis

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DETROIT -- A 41-year-old Columbus, Ohio, man is recovering after police say he ripped off part of his penis on a drug-fueled high in Ypsilanti Township, Mich.

Washtenaw County Sheriff's deputies found the man naked and screaming after responding to a burglar alarm at Ypsilanti Middle School about 1 a.m. last Tuesday, Sgt. Geoff Fox said Monday.

The man was kneeling outside the school, bloody from the waist down, with parts of his genitals ripped off, Fox said. He said parts of the man's body were transferred to the hospital with him.

Officers subdued the man for his own safety and called for an ambulance.

"He really wasn't saying much at all — a lot of yelling and screaming," Fox said, adding the man had broken a window to the school but didn't take anything. "He wasn't making sense. They couldn't really communicate with him in terms of constructive conversation."

xoxoxoBruce · 07-07-2013, 03:33 PM

Horseshit, he wasn't fucked up on mushrooms.

footfootfoot · 07-07-2013, 05:19 PM

Probably a typo. Should've read "He fucked up his mushroom."

ZenGum · 07-08-2013, 08:46 PM

http://arstechnica.com/information-t...id-of-viruses/

Somewhere between

and

Okay, Joe, once you've burned all the mice, I want you to open up the hard drives and manually change all the ones to zeros. Just to make sure...

BigV · 07-08-2013, 09:04 PM

but, how do you know how many terrorists were foiled because of our vigitant* overseers?

* look it up, what am I? a dictionary?

Gravdigr · 07-29-2013, 04:41 PM

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ZenGum · 07-10-2013, 06:46 AM

Imma gonna flip some tags, only got aaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhhh

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-1...police/4811246

I'm pretty sure I visited this thrift shop on the way North on the Eclipse trip.

Chocolatl · 07-10-2013, 07:30 AM

Zen, your intro to that article made me laugh out loud!

Only in Australia.

Sundae · 07-10-2013, 12:50 PM

Australia. Made when God was cranky after the apple-eating shmendriks.

ZenGum · 07-13-2013, 08:10 PM

It is a bit of a thing in India too. It is very WTF? to me. Someone should explain to these chaps that, by Nazi standards, they are untermensch.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-13-2013, 08:48 PM

Well they already had the swastika incorporated in their culture, and I guess the Japs were a much bigger concern than the Germans.

ZenGum · 07-14-2013, 01:14 AM

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-1...ls-man/4819078

It's the final sentence that is the kicker.

06-21-2013, 08:24 PM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	He's such an attention whore, I wouldn't even give him a passing glans. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-21-2013, 08:51 PM	#3
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I think I Spotted Dick in the desserts section of the supermarket. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-07-2013, 03:33 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Horseshit, he wasn't fucked up on mushrooms. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-07-2013, 05:19 PM	#6
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Probably a typo. Should've read "He fucked up his mushroom." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-08-2013, 08:46 PM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	http://arstechnica.com/information-t...id-of-viruses/ Somewhere between and Okay, Joe, once you've burned all the mice, I want you to open up the hard drives and manually change all the ones to zeros. Just to make sure... __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-21-2013, 08:35 PM	#2
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Even after he has been so briskly circumambulatory ?

07-08-2013, 09:04 PM	#8
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	but, how do you know how many terrorists were foiled because of our vigitant* overseers? * look it up, what am I? a dictionary? __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-10-2013, 06:46 AM	#10
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Imma gonna flip some tags, only got aaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhhhh http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-1...police/4811246 I'm pretty sure I visited this thrift shop on the way North on the Eclipse trip. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-10-2013, 07:30 AM	#11
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	Zen, your intro to that article made me laugh out loud! Only in Australia.

07-10-2013, 12:50 PM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Australia. Made when God was cranky after the apple-eating shmendriks. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

07-13-2013, 08:10 PM	#13
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	It is a bit of a thing in India too. It is very WTF? to me. Someone should explain to these chaps that, by Nazi standards, they are untermensch. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-13-2013, 08:48 PM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Well they already had the swastika incorporated in their culture, and I guess the Japs were a much bigger concern than the Germans. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-14-2013, 01:14 AM	#15
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-07-1...ls-man/4819078 It's the final sentence that is the kicker. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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