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Old 03-25-2019, 06:22 PM   #5791
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Light fuzz peach and big black Eggplant?
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Old 03-26-2019, 04:04 AM   #5792
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I would laugh, but it hits too close to home.
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Old 03-28-2019, 10:32 PM   #5793
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Old 04-04-2019, 05:00 PM   #5794
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Early example of truth in advertising...
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Old 04-04-2019, 11:56 PM   #5795
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I've often wondered *just how hungry* that first guy was that thought, hm, "I'll bash open this rock and see if there's any food in there. Nope, just these slimy guts, yuck."
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Old 04-05-2019, 01:35 AM   #5796
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Probably saw birds dropping them.
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Old 04-05-2019, 10:21 AM   #5797
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Maybe..

They're very securely cemented to the rocks and to each other around here. Trying to think if I've ever seen a "loose" one.

Back to the joke though.. They are pretty wet.
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Old 04-05-2019, 12:43 PM   #5798
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A "loose" one is probably a dead one and even less palatable.
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Old 04-05-2019, 10:01 PM   #5799
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A "loose" one is probably a dead one and even less palatable.
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Old 04-06-2019, 01:58 AM   #5800
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What do birds drop on the rocks, Clams?
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Old 04-06-2019, 01:17 PM   #5801
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What do birds drop on the rocks, Clams?
Birb turds.
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Old 04-06-2019, 05:05 PM   #5802
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What do birds drop on the rocks, Clams?
Yup

And oysters are awesome. I've even talked Amanda into trying them. When I order them, she's all like... Um. No. Then I order enough to share... And she keeps pace. A little cocktail sauce, or red vinegar... Or both... Shlurpp!
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Old 04-07-2019, 01:37 AM   #5803
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No thank you. Slurp away, but I have an aversion to raw seafood.
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