Questions for God

[God]

Originally Posted by Sundae

Why did you make bananas?

For the monkeys. They wouldn't let up. I had to make something.

Originally Posted by Sundae

Now I am stuck making banana bread, again.
And my fingerers will smell of them.

Ok, I'll "miracle" the smell off your fingers. Should they smell like flowers? Baby powder? Something else?

Originally Posted by Sundae

Please think things through next time.
Kthxbye.

It's not as easy as you might think. Someone is always unhappy.

Originally Posted by orthodoc

Say something
I'm giving up on you

Something! Allah's gaining popularity now days. Give his schtick a try.