Limbaugh Reported Hospitalized With Chest Pains

Elspode · 12-30-2009, 10:54 PM

What a tragedy for America should Rush Limbaugh succumb after being stricken today on the golf course in Hawaii. For this calm, fair and balanced voice of reason to be struck down and taken from us during a time when his cool reflection and insights are more important than ever would be a national tragedy.

Indeed, should Limbaugh pass away, it is inevitable that tree hugging Leftwing Socialist wackos will tear down the very foundations of this God-fearing nation, send us careening headlong into another Sodom and Gomorrah, perhaps even trigger the Second Coming of Jesus Christ and bringing brimstone and the Horsemen of the Apocalypse to extract retribution from our nation, now bereft of it's moral compass.

So...everyone please dig deep, and send those contributions to me, Elspode. I will see that all donations go to an appropriate political action fund to ensure that Glenn Beck, or someone like him, can quickly ascend to their rightful position as the defacto leader of the Republican Party. Appropriate handling and service fees will, of course, be deducted in keeping with the best ideals of Free Enterprise.

Thank you.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-31-2009, 12:37 AM

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Shawnee123 · 12-31-2009, 05:34 AM

chrisinhouston · 12-31-2009, 08:42 AM

They reported he may have suffered a heart attack but I think you have actually have a heart to do that!

Shawnee123 · 12-31-2009, 08:43 AM

In retrospect, you're being very short-sighted, Els. What about Ann Coulter? The anti-christ could be female (or a reasonable facsimile thereof, in that case) too, ya know. Sheesh. Or Palin. Who, oh who, will speak for (name 3 dwellars, quick!)?

classicman · 12-31-2009, 08:44 AM

Do you think we can collect enough to get him "not" the best care available? Better yet, can we maybe make sure he gets plenty of pain killers to ease his suffering ...

Oh my, I am so going to hell for this post.

richlevy · 12-31-2009, 08:47 AM

Actually, the golf story was a fake. He was really checking into Obama's birth certificate. Thank goodness for the CIA.

Is it too late to post to the 2010 Death Pool?

P.S. I just realized. I posted a sarcastic wild-assed conspiracy theory involving the current administration. In 45 minutes some humor impaired conservative is going to read this. In 90 minutes it's going to be the lead story on Fox.

BTW, If he needs a heart transplant, can Cheney give him one of the spares he keeps on hand? So many poor people, so many involuntary donors.

Spexxvet · 12-31-2009, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

In retrospect, you're being very short-sighted, Els. What about Ann Coulter? The anti-christ could be female (or a reasonable facsimile thereof, in that case) too, ya know. Sheesh. Or Palin. Who, oh who, will speak for (name 3 dwellars, quick!)?

And who, oh who, will tell (name 3 dwellars, quick!) what to think and say?

Shawnee123 · 12-31-2009, 09:59 AM

Oh gawd, I don't know. Perhaps they'll start (gasp) listening to someone, anyone, else!

Pie · 12-31-2009, 10:33 AM

Thanks, Spode. A good laugh -- and there's no one here at work to hear me!

tw · 12-31-2009, 10:34 AM

So why was Rush to celebrate the New Year with Obama? If he did not have a medical event, we would have never known who parties with whom.

So its still them and us.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-31-2009, 10:38 AM

Or we & we, all the way home.

TheMercenary · 12-31-2009, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

What a tragedy for America should Rush Limbaugh succumb after being stricken today on the golf course in Hawaii. For this calm, fair and balanced voice of reason to be struck down and taken from us during a time when his cool reflection and insights are more important than ever would be a national tragedy.
Thank you.

That was good.

Juniper · 12-31-2009, 12:25 PM

I know you all don't like Limbaugh and, really, any of the conservatives . . . but it's pretty damn cold-hearted of you to *applaud* and be happy when one of them is having serious health problems. I can think of damn few people who I would be joyful about hearing of their death, and political reasons wouldn't do it.

classicman · 12-31-2009, 12:31 PM

In theory, I agree with you Juni, but there are about 10 (see wish list in Death Pool) that are exceptions to the rule.

12-30-2009, 10:54 PM	#1
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Limbaugh Reported Hospitalized With Chest Pains What a tragedy for America should Rush Limbaugh succumb after being stricken today on the golf course in Hawaii. For this calm, fair and balanced voice of reason to be struck down and taken from us during a time when his cool reflection and insights are more important than ever would be a national tragedy. Indeed, should Limbaugh pass away, it is inevitable that tree hugging Leftwing Socialist wackos will tear down the very foundations of this God-fearing nation, send us careening headlong into another Sodom and Gomorrah, perhaps even trigger the Second Coming of Jesus Christ and bringing brimstone and the Horsemen of the Apocalypse to extract retribution from our nation, now bereft of it's moral compass. So...everyone please dig deep, and send those contributions to me, Elspode. I will see that all donations go to an appropriate political action fund to ensure that Glenn Beck, or someone like him, can quickly ascend to their rightful position as the defacto leader of the Republican Party. Appropriate handling and service fees will, of course, be deducted in keeping with the best ideals of Free Enterprise. Thank you. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-31-2009, 12:37 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-31-2009, 05:34 AM	#3
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	__________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-31-2009, 08:43 AM	#5
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	In retrospect, you're being very short-sighted, Els. What about Ann Coulter? The anti-christ could be female (or a reasonable facsimile thereof, in that case) too, ya know. Sheesh. Or Palin. Who, oh who, will speak for (name 3 dwellars, quick!)? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-31-2009, 08:44 AM	#6
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Do you think we can collect enough to get him "not" the best care available? Better yet, can we maybe make sure he gets plenty of pain killers to ease his suffering ... Oh my, I am so going to hell for this post. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-31-2009, 08:42 AM	#4
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	They reported he may have suffered a heart attack but I think you have actually have a heart to do that!

12-31-2009, 08:47 AM	#7
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Actually, the golf story was a fake. He was really checking into Obama's birth certificate. Thank goodness for the CIA. Is it too late to post to the 2010 Death Pool? P.S. I just realized. I posted a sarcastic wild-assed conspiracy theory involving the current administration. In 45 minutes some humor impaired conservative is going to read this. In 90 minutes it's going to be the lead story on Fox. BTW, If he needs a heart transplant, can Cheney give him one of the spares he keeps on hand? So many poor people, so many involuntary donors. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama Last edited by richlevy; 12-31-2009 at 08:56 AM.

12-31-2009, 09:59 AM	#9
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Oh gawd, I don't know. Perhaps they'll start (gasp) listening to someone, anyone, else! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-31-2009, 10:33 AM	#10
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Thanks, Spode. A good laugh -- and there's no one here at work to hear me! __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

12-31-2009, 10:34 AM	#11
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	So why was Rush to celebrate the New Year with Obama? If he did not have a medical event, we would have never known who parties with whom. So its still them and us.

12-31-2009, 10:38 AM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Or we & we, all the way home. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-31-2009, 12:25 PM	#14
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	I know you all don't like Limbaugh and, really, any of the conservatives . . . but it's pretty damn cold-hearted of you to applaud and be happy when one of them is having serious health problems. I can think of damn few people who I would be joyful about hearing of their death, and political reasons wouldn't do it.

12-31-2009, 12:31 PM	#15
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	In theory, I agree with you Juni, but there are about 10 (see wish list in Death Pool) that are exceptions to the rule. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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