Special Vagina Unit

Nirvana · 02-21-2013, 11:46 AM

Ladypeople, Indiana Republicans would like a look at your insides

Are you fucking kidding me?

Coming to a state near you!

Covering an Indiana State Senate hearing yesterday, the essential Indianapolis Star reporter Mary Beth Schneider had a question: Would the Republican-sponsored bill being discussed by the committee, on the use of abortion-inducing drugs, require women to undergo a vaginal ultrasound? Because this kind of thing is more usually private, she then explained for the guys in her Twitter audience what, exactly, a vaginal ultrasound was.

The Indiana Senate committee ended up passing the bill, with all Democrats and one Republican voting no. And Schneider learned that the answer to her question of whether Indiana would require women to undergo vaginal probing is yes, times two. From her report in the Indy Star:

Women obtaining an abortion-inducing drug would be required to undergo an ultrasound before and after taking the drug under a bill approved Wednesday by an Indiana Senate committee.

Though the bill doesn’t specify that it be a transvaginal ultrasound, in which a several-inch-long probe is inserted in the woman, that’s exactly what Indiana would be requiring, said Dr. John Stuts*man, an Indiana University School of Medicine professor and obstetrician-gynecologist....

While the woman is not required to keep that [second] appointment, the physician must make a “reasonable effort” to ensure she does.

Imagine for a moment that second phone call, where the doctor's office tries to coax the woman back in for a second medically unnecessary invasive ultrasound. When these vaginal probe bills have come up, people have had little trouble picturing them for the interwebs.

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Trilby · 02-21-2013, 11:52 AM

O. M. G.

are you serious??????? no, no, no, no way this can happen.

NONE.

I can't believe this.

infinite monkey · 02-21-2013, 11:59 AM

I like the comments:

Quote:

How about this one: every man that requests viagra must demonstrate his erectile dysfunction. To two witnesses.

Quote:

Again I say, keep your filthy paws off our silky draws. We can no longer allow men to control us. Why don't they try to get into the mens pants instead. Is he wearing boxers or underoos? They still don't understand prioritization when it comes to legislating.

Indeed, Would you pull that crap with Annette?

I mean, Good GAWD.

footfootfoot · 02-21-2013, 12:14 PM

Listen, when you are all wearing your burkas, as god intended, the vag probe will be necessary because how will we be able to tell what's going on inside your mysterious lady bits?

I hope I am not the only person who sees fundamentalism alive and well here int the good ol' US of A. Maybe we could call those folks Am Qaida.

Sundae · 02-21-2013, 02:26 PM

You want to stick what into where?
No I don't think so.
You stick anything in there you pay, buster.

(bite it off anyway with my vagina dentata)

DanaC · 02-21-2013, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

(bite it off anyway with my vagina dentata)

I am laughing my tits off right now.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-21-2013, 03:07 PM

Since women are the majority, you better get your shit together and deal with the traitors in your ranks. The traitors that collude with these wackos, the traitors that can't be bothered with politics, the traitors that only vote in Presidential elections, if at all.

I've said repeatedly, the Presidential election was a distraction, a dog&pony show, to keep you from noticing the push by the far right to take governorships and state legislatures. To gerrymander state voting districts, and pass legislation to control your ladybits like you could never imagined.

Your righteous indignation after the fact is cute. Now either get off your ass and make a difference... or make the guys a sandwich.

Trilby · 02-21-2013, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Since women are the majority, you better get your shit together and deal with the traitors in your ranks. The traitors that collude with these wackos, the traitors that can't be bothered with politics, the traitors that only vote in Presidential elections, if at all.

I've said repeatedly, the Presidential election was a distraction, a dog&pony show, to keep you from noticing the push by the far right to take governorships and state legislatures. To gerrymander state voting districts, and pass legislation to control your ladybits like you could never imagined.

Your righteous indignation after the fact is cute. Now either get off your ass and make a difference... or make the guys a sandwich.

[Homer Simpson] "but what can I, a single person, do to change things?"[/Homer Simpson--whilst carrying the only Tomacco plant left]

Big Sarge · 02-21-2013, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

You want to stick what into where?
No I don't think so.
You stick anything in there you pay, buster.

(bite it off anyway with my vagina dentata)

Ok. I'm totally freaked out. I don't think I'll be visiting England anytime soon. Talk about a snapper.....

Trilby · 02-21-2013, 03:06 PM

sing with me now:

Official English

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Or, for those of us who don't want to move to the Bullshit Canada:

Ô Canada!
Terre de nos aïeux,
Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux!
Car ton bras sait porter l'épée,
Il sait porter la croix!
Ton histoire est une épopée
Des plus brillants exploits.
Et ta valeur, de foi trempée,
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.
Protégera nos foyers et nos droits.

Trilby · 02-21-2013, 03:07 PM

(I think those last two lines mean "protect our noses from frostbite")

infinite monkey · 02-21-2013, 03:15 PM

Let's start Occupy Vagina!

Big Sarge · 02-21-2013, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Let's start Occupy Vagina!

Great idea!! I'll gladly help occupy.

BigV · 02-22-2013, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Let's start Occupy Vagina!

!!!
I'm totally up for that!

footfootfoot · 02-22-2013, 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Let's start Occupy Vagina!

You have no idea how long I've wanted to occupy a vagina. Or even just a visit.

02-21-2013, 11:46 AM	#1
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Special Vagina Unit Ladypeople, Indiana Republicans would like a look at your insides Are you fucking kidding me? Coming to a state near you! Covering an Indiana State Senate hearing yesterday, the essential Indianapolis Star reporter Mary Beth Schneider had a question: Would the Republican-sponsored bill being discussed by the committee, on the use of abortion-inducing drugs, require women to undergo a vaginal ultrasound? Because this kind of thing is more usually private, she then explained for the guys in her Twitter audience what, exactly, a vaginal ultrasound was. The Indiana Senate committee ended up passing the bill, with all Democrats and one Republican voting no. And Schneider learned that the answer to her question of whether Indiana would require women to undergo vaginal probing is yes, times two. From her report in the Indy Star: Women obtaining an abortion-inducing drug would be required to undergo an ultrasound before and after taking the drug under a bill approved Wednesday by an Indiana Senate committee. Though the bill doesn’t specify that it be a transvaginal ultrasound, in which a several-inch-long probe is inserted in the woman, that’s exactly what Indiana would be requiring, said Dr. John Stuts*man, an Indiana University School of Medicine professor and obstetrician-gynecologist.... While the woman is not required to keep that [second] appointment, the physician must make a “reasonable effort” to ensure she does. Imagine for a moment that second phone call, where the doctor's office tries to coax the woman back in for a second medically unnecessary invasive ultrasound. When these vaginal probe bills have come up, people have had little trouble picturing them for the interwebs. LINK __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

02-21-2013, 11:52 AM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	O. M. G. are you serious??????? no, no, no, no way this can happen. NONE. I can't believe this. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

02-21-2013, 12:14 PM	#4
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Listen, when you are all wearing your burkas, as god intended, the vag probe will be necessary because how will we be able to tell what's going on inside your mysterious lady bits? I hope I am not the only person who sees fundamentalism alive and well here int the good ol' US of A. Maybe we could call those folks Am Qaida. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

02-21-2013, 02:26 PM	#5
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	You want to stick what into where? No I don't think so. You stick anything in there you pay, buster. (bite it off anyway with my vagina dentata) __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

02-21-2013, 03:07 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Since women are the majority, you better get your shit together and deal with the traitors in your ranks. The traitors that collude with these wackos, the traitors that can't be bothered with politics, the traitors that only vote in Presidential elections, if at all. I've said repeatedly, the Presidential election was a distraction, a dog&pony show, to keep you from noticing the push by the far right to take governorships and state legislatures. To gerrymander state voting districts, and pass legislation to control your ladybits like you could never imagined. Your righteous indignation after the fact is cute. Now either get off your ass and make a difference... or make the guys a sandwich. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-21-2013, 03:06 PM	#10
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	sing with me now: Official English O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all thy sons command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free! From far and wide, O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. God keep our land glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. Or, for those of us who don't want to move to the Bullshit Canada: Ô Canada! Terre de nos aïeux, Ton front est ceint de fleurons glorieux! Car ton bras sait porter l'épée, Il sait porter la croix! Ton histoire est une épopée Des plus brillants exploits. Et ta valeur, de foi trempée, Protégera nos foyers et nos droits. Protégera nos foyers et nos droits. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

02-21-2013, 03:15 PM	#12
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Let's start Occupy Vagina!

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