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Old 07-13-2020, 09:59 AM   #1
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Let's rename the Redskins!

I don't think you need to be a sports fan to participate, hence this forum. But NFL Team Washington Redskins are getting rid of their controversial moniker. Let's help them with some suggestions for a new name....

Washington Foreskins?
Footy McFootballfaces?
Washington Whiteys?
Washington Boogaloos? (well we can't get rid of all the controversy, right?)

or maybe something more current:

Washington Hashtags?
Washington Covids?



https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-53390944
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Old 07-13-2020, 04:49 PM   #2
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Can't they just name them after some other potato?
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Old 07-13-2020, 05:44 PM   #3
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or onions.


Washington Spuds?
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Old 07-13-2020, 06:33 PM   #4
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I've always called them the foreskins.
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Old 07-13-2020, 06:53 PM   #5
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Think of the concession opportunities for the hot dog range....
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Old 07-13-2020, 08:47 PM   #6
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Old 07-13-2020, 10:32 PM   #8
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Old 07-13-2020, 10:34 PM   #9
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Old 07-15-2020, 08:38 PM   #10
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They should go with the Hogs. But it'll be something ghey. Cuz they suck.

Redwolves. So ghey.
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Old 07-16-2020, 01:06 AM   #11
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Old 07-16-2020, 01:15 AM   #12
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(Slightly) more sensible: Lawmakers
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Old 07-16-2020, 08:35 AM   #13
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The Capitals and the Nationals both got good names. DC United for the men's soccer team is even pretty good.

There are plenty of others along a similar vein.
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Old 07-16-2020, 09:48 AM   #14
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DC United for the men's soccer team is even pretty good.
:/ In the Brit world, that is THE most unoriginal Football Team name
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Old 07-16-2020, 10:12 PM   #15
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