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Old 05-05-2010, 07:12 AM   #1
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Can I have my own stapler?
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Old 05-05-2010, 07:33 AM   #2
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"My last boss was an overbearing jerk, always bossing me around."
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Old 05-05-2010, 07:35 AM   #3
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What is your policy on sexual harassment?
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Old 05-05-2010, 07:39 AM   #4
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I always like to compare my jobs to penises.
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Old 05-05-2010, 07:39 AM   #5
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Well in my last 26 positions...
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Old 05-05-2010, 08:13 AM   #6
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Do I get to play with the (product)?
BZZZZZ
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Can I have my own stapler?
BZZZZZ
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"My last boss was an overbearing jerk, always bossing me around."
BZZZZZ
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What is your policy on sexual harassment?
BZZZZZ (because that might be a real question!
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I always like to compare my jobs to penises.
DING! 19% of the vote
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Well in my last 26 positions...
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Y'all can have another go before I reveal the answers.
Stretching the 3 strikes and you're out purely because of the time distance.
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Old 05-05-2010, 08:24 AM   #7
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Want to have sex?
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Old 05-05-2010, 08:25 AM   #8
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What's your policy on embezzelment?

Do you mind if I have cocktails at lunch every day?
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Old 05-05-2010, 08:49 AM   #9
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was it the head answer, though?
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Old 05-05-2010, 10:12 AM   #10
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- Do you have anything against Muslims with a burning hatred of the West and a pilot's license?
- 9 til 5? 9 til 5?! My medication wears off at 3!!
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Old 05-05-2010, 11:28 AM   #11
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omg I snorted way out loud!
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Old 05-05-2010, 07:11 PM   #12
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Ok, top 7 answers on the board: Name something weird you ate as a kid.
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Old 05-05-2010, 07:12 PM   #13
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Old 05-05-2010, 07:13 PM   #14
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Snot

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Old 05-05-2010, 07:22 PM   #15
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