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05-22-2008, 09:59 AM | #16 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVES!
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05-22-2008, 10:07 AM | #17 |
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LOOK!
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05-22-2008, 10:28 AM | #18 |
Only looks like a disaster tourist
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But it's only 9:25 now. That must be shopped.
No, this really did happen. Then I got carried away. But I'm back. |
05-22-2008, 10:29 AM | #19 |
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Check his blood. See if it's green.
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05-22-2008, 10:37 AM | #20 |
Touring the facilities
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Who are you people?
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05-22-2008, 10:39 AM | #21 |
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If you'll notice, every single thread has been stolen and replaced with an exact replica.
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05-22-2008, 10:43 AM | #22 |
Touring the facilities
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Okay, so now it makes more sense.
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05-22-2008, 10:51 AM | #23 |
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The problem is that I wrote this at night and you're reading it in the daytime. It's not nearly as effective.
I think I'll copy it into an e-mail and send it to my wife tonight. |
05-22-2008, 11:18 AM | #24 | |
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05-22-2008, 11:19 AM | #25 |
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05-22-2008, 11:32 AM | #26 |
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We've had mice, voles, chipmunks, snakes, and foxes in the house.
Based on this morning's evidence, I'm guessing mice. |
10-20-2010, 10:53 PM | #27 |
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I was in the shower
when the power went out. It suddenly got dark and I heard somebody shout - which is odd, because I'm home alone and the nearest neighbor is an hour by telephone. (I dreamed this song; it was being sung by Joe Fornothin (http://joefornothin.com/)) |
10-21-2010, 03:04 PM | #28 |
I hear them call the tide
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It was a dark and stormy night and the lavatory light was dim
I hear a splish and splosh "Oh my god, she's fallen in!" First she did the breaststroke, then she did the crawl and then she swallowed something she didn't like at all
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10-22-2010, 12:33 AM | #29 |
Gustatus similis pullus
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Once upon a time I saw a shadow race by out of the corner of my eye. Things were never quite the same after that.
My cat began to sit, at first, in front of a wall and stare at it. Later, he did the same in front of the sofa (I was really beginning to question his sanity). More and more I began to see this shadowy figure race by always barely within my periphery. I would sometimes hear sounds, as if a distant train were rumbling by, but when I would grow quiet to hear better, nothing. To make a long story short, it ended up being a rat which got trapped in the attic when I cleaned out the bird's nests and replaced the wire on the gable vents. However, it was quite eerie for awhile. Those flashes seemed quite a bit larger than the rat it turned out to be. Looking back, I should have figured it out sooner by the Hershey's Kisses which kept turning up missing. |
10-22-2010, 07:37 AM | #30 |
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Whew, I was afraid it was a raven, never flitting, still sitting.
Welcome Bogart!
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