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Old 07-08-2009, 07:46 PM   #1
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I LOVE that my cock makes you laugh!

The best effect is when he's heading directly toward or away from you, so you can see his gimpy leg flipping around - I'll keep trying for a more straight-on view.

And I really have to learn not to breathe when I'm taping - boy is that microphone sensitive!
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Old 07-09-2009, 05:34 AM   #2
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Funny stuff Glinda!
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Old 07-13-2009, 09:35 AM   #3
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This review on Amazon gave me a chuckle. I might have assumed that it was intentional humor except for the low rating.
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Old 07-13-2009, 09:38 AM   #4
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That is pretty funny.
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Old 07-13-2009, 12:48 PM   #5
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Snork!
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Old 07-15-2009, 08:41 AM   #6
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And sincere.
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Old 07-15-2009, 08:44 AM   #7
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Holy crap, HM got a shout-out on Boingboing!
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Tapecraft: art made with tape and markers

Posted by Cory Doctorow, July 14, 2009 10:01 PM | permalink

Flickr user Happy Monkey has a set of "Tapecraft" objects: "Crafts constructed from simple invisible tape and colored with permanent markers." Tapecraft (via Evil Mad Scientists)
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Old 07-15-2009, 09:00 AM   #8
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Sweet! Go HM!!
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Old 07-15-2009, 10:17 AM   #9
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Whee! I was wondering why my flickr stats were exploding!
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Old 07-15-2009, 10:20 AM   #10
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Very cool HM. See, we have the best monkeys.
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Old 07-16-2009, 12:10 PM   #11
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Somewhere there exists a woman with my first and last name, about my age. Her mother is email-challenged, despite working in a relatively technical field, and routinely sends me emails intended for her daughter. This poor woman has never once responded to my repeated replies that I am not her daughter and she should double-check her email address, so I continue to get these detailed glimpses into someone else's life, including family photos. Apparently the anti-me just had a baby a few days ago. I replied and told the woman to tell her daughter congratulations for me.
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Old 07-16-2009, 12:18 PM   #12
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Maybe you could set up an automatic "rule" to forward on Mom's emails to the daughter?
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Old 07-16-2009, 12:34 PM   #13
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I was getting e-mails meant for a high school teacher from his students. Some of them containing homework. At first I worked hard to clear up the misunderstandings. Went on intermittently for a year or more. Then I just started deleting them. Deleting them worked faster in my case. I stopped getting them shortly after that. I guess that when students get zeros on homework for failing to turn them in, the teacher realizes there is a serious problem. What teacher uses gmail for work anyway?
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Old 07-16-2009, 12:32 PM   #14
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can i have her email address please? I'd like to rick roll her.
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Old 07-16-2009, 12:38 PM   #15
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gmail offers a mail service for 'your domain' that is just like regular gmail

I have jhelm@whereiwork.com and it was a simple thing to set my main gmail acct to pull emails into it. when i send mail, i can select which address i'm sending it from. slick
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