Chocolate

xoxoxoBruce · 10-04-2020, 03:23 AM

Filtering out all the evidence, here's what we know about chocolate...

Improves mental stability.
Reduce risk of insanity.
Lowers cholesterol
Improving blood pressure.
Reduce memory decline in elders.
Reduce/prevent Alzheimer’s.
Slow cognitive decline.
Improve cognitive function.
Lower risk of heart disease by 1/3rd.
22% less likely to have a stroke.
2 oz/week, 46% less likely fatal stroke.
1oz/day benefits fetal development.
Boosts oxygen availability in fitness training.
Cyclists used less oxygen at a moderate pace
Cyclists rode further in 2 min flat-out run.

You owe it to your mother, God (may be one and the same), and country to eat chocolate.

jaminhealth · 10-06-2020, 07:01 PM

I am new today and guess I need to reply before I can post a thread...

I eat very little chocolate now but ate too much growing up...now and then I'll eat a little pc of dark chocolate. Too much dental work from too much sugar.

Gravdigr · 10-06-2020, 07:34 PM

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fargon · 10-06-2020, 08:21 PM

What Gravdigr said.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-07-2020, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jaminhealth

I am new today and guess I need to reply before I can post a thread...

I eat very little chocolate now but ate too much growing up...now and then I'll eat a little pc of dark chocolate. Too much dental work from too much sugar.

What, didn't anybody tell you? That tooth rot and weight gain and all that bad stuff, god gave chocolate an exemption.
It doesn't do anything bad, nothing but rainbows and party balloons from chocolate.

Dude111 · 10-07-2020, 01:51 AM

I used to eat chocolate quite alot....I loved hershey bars until they changed the chocolate and it tasted like crap... (Sometime in 2004)

10-04-2020, 03:23 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Chocolate Filtering out all the evidence, here's what we know about chocolate... Improves mental stability. Reduce risk of insanity. Lowers cholesterol Improving blood pressure. Reduce memory decline in elders. Reduce/prevent Alzheimer’s. Slow cognitive decline. Improve cognitive function. Lower risk of heart disease by 1/3rd. 22% less likely to have a stroke. 2 oz/week, 46% less likely fatal stroke. 1oz/day benefits fetal development. Boosts oxygen availability in fitness training. Cyclists used less oxygen at a moderate pace Cyclists rode further in 2 min flat-out run. You owe it to your mother, God (may be one and the same), and country to eat chocolate. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-06-2020, 07:34 PM	#3
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fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,918	What Gravdigr said. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

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10-06-2020, 07:01 PM	#2
jaminhealth Banned Join Date: Oct 2020 Location: Santa Monica CA Posts: 226	I am new today and guess I need to reply before I can post a thread... I eat very little chocolate now but ate too much growing up...now and then I'll eat a little pc of dark chocolate. Too much dental work from too much sugar.

10-07-2020, 01:51 AM	#6
Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 1,038	I used to eat chocolate quite alot....I loved hershey bars until they changed the chocolate and it tasted like crap... (Sometime in 2004)

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