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09-29-2009, 01:16 PM | #1 |
Chews Food Coming In, And Going Out
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"Summer romances begin for all kinds of reasons, but when all is said and done, they have one thing in common. They're shooting stars, a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, fleeting glimpse of eternity, and in a flash they're gone." - Noah.
"I am no one special. Just a common man with common thoughts. I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten, but in one respect I've succeeded as gloriously as anyone who ever lived. I've loved another with all my heart and soul and for me that has always been enough." - Duke (Noah.) |
09-29-2009, 01:21 PM | #2 |
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"Snails are a delicacy? Compared to what? Barnacles?" - Jim Gaffigan
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09-29-2009, 02:05 PM | #3 |
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Was watching "The Tudors," and remembered a quote I'd heard... somewhere.
"If a lion knew his strength, it were hard for any man to hold him." - Sir Thomas More of Henry VIII |
11-11-2009, 09:16 AM | #4 |
~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.-Oscar Wilde
You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea.- Pearl S. Buck |
11-12-2009, 12:53 PM | #5 |
I'm still a jerk
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Before you can do anything, your going to have to check the Constitution first.
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11-12-2009, 03:29 PM | #7 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Here's one I like:
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. Mark Twain US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)
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11-12-2009, 10:47 PM | #8 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
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Not about to make this one my sig, but in view of recent developments politically, both in the House and the Cellar:
"They're all so stupid!" -- Robert A. Heinlein, The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
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11-12-2009, 11:17 PM | #9 |
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"Fuck It" -monster
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11-16-2009, 02:29 AM | #10 |
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Uhh...?
I want to quote my own laugh, but I don't know how...
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11-13-2009, 06:12 AM | #11 |
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Ok I found some I like
1. "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries" -A.A. Milne 2. "My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle" -Henny Youngman 3. "I believe that every human has a finite number of heart-beats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises" -Buzz Aldrin 4. "I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on" -Oscar Levant 5. "People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use" -Soren Kierkegaard 6. "Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you" -Spanish proverb 7. "My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income" -Errol Flynn 8. "When you become senile, you wont know it" -Bill Cosby 9. "I am kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy" -J.D. Salinger 10. "Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint" -Mark Twain 11. "It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like" -Jackie Mason 12. "If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane" -Jimmy Buffet 13. "We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by" -Will Rogers |
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Quote:
I played almost a year in UO just being the one that sits on the curb clapping. It's an interesting perspective from down there.
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11-13-2009, 12:43 PM | #13 |
I'm still a jerk
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Dr. Turner claimed that smoking marijuana leads to AIDS (the sequence: Pot leads to harder drugs, which lead to sharing needles, which leads to AIDS). Peter Besinger, former head of the Drug Enforcement Administration, claimed that marijuana was harmful because it "contained dioxin." The dioxin, of course, came from government spraying. Such statements are reminiscent of the 1920s, when the public was told that cocaine made blacks impervious to bullets.
- Abbie Hoffman You're smarter than you look, or sound, or our best testing indicates." - The Simpsons: Mr. Burns (Homer's boss) in Homer's Odyssey "There will be cake if you finish"-An old trick to prod you along "The cake is a lie"-scrawled on a wall "The rumors about my death have been greatly exaggerated." -Mark Twain "If you want to change the world look at yourself and make a change." -Man in the mirror "A hero is only braver than the ordinary man for 10 seconds."
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11-13-2009, 12:57 PM | #14 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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"Right and wrong have cultural perspective" - Lawrence Newton
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11-13-2009, 04:36 PM | #15 |
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"It is better to have LOVED and LOST than to stay married to a PSYCHO forever!" That is my favorite quote!
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