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01-14-2014, 02:19 PM | #1 |
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I seriously doubt the fresh Prince will be hanging around long enough for anyone to have to type out his name that many times.
Go on, Prince. Prove me wrong. We're not your test audience; we're real people who are each pretty damn interesting, probably much like yourself, if you choose to be real. |
01-16-2014, 10:45 AM | #2 |
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Pee for Ophir?
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01-16-2014, 03:21 PM | #3 |
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is that someone being paged, or an instruction, or are you placing an order?
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01-16-2014, 04:19 PM | #4 |
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I knew a guy in college named Ophir. That wasn't what he went by though.
I thought maybe that's what p404 said, phonetically like or something. |
01-16-2014, 05:14 PM | #5 |
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what? you mean if he didn't go by Ophir he went by car or by bus or something?
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01-16-2014, 06:14 PM | #6 |
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He liked escargot.
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01-16-2014, 06:34 PM | #7 |
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Look at that "S" car go!
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01-24-2014, 03:22 PM | #8 |
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Do you think I'd get sick from eating fuzzed-ridden corn? I was sooo hungry and half a sandwich just didn't do it for me. I raided the fridge and found some corn. It tasted a little funky, so I looked at it closer. Hmmm....some white fuzz. My mom would kill me if I throw away food, especially good food since she won't be able to see the fuzz without her glasses and she refuses to wear her glasses unless she's reading. I washed it real good and ate it. But hey, it killed my appetite and I stopped eating. :-D
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03-23-2014, 08:49 AM | #9 |
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Eating healthy sucks....a total BLAH!!!! I'd rather have some pancakes, eggs, and bacon. Instead, here I am with a bowl of oatmeal.
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On a more disgusting note, I once knew a blind woman who insisted all her leftovers go into a semi-permanently simmering pot of "soup". She would get super pissed at me when I threw it out from time to time, insisting that I was (look away if you have a tetchy stomach...) lying about the DROWNED HOUSEFLIES floating in it. I did not enjoy my time living in that household! |
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03-23-2014, 10:10 AM | #11 |
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Heh... Everyone's definition of "healthy" is so different... In my house, eating eggs and sugar-free bacon would be considered far healthier than a bowl of oatmeal. You're right to get rid of the pancakes, but you're just subbing in a slightly more complex carb with the oatmeal. Not nearly as important as getting protein, first thing in the morning.
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03-23-2014, 11:11 AM | #12 |
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That is true, hehe. And I do know about protein in the morning. However, I needed a quick breakfast, so I can get to work. And I need to lower my cholesterol. Does eating oatmeal everyday help? I hope so. I'm trying to eat it once a day in hope to bring down the number. Anyways, Clod, how do you make oatmeal at your house? I made mine with milk, a dash of cinnamon, a drizzle of honey, and some dried prune bits. Not exactly low in calorie, but I don't think it's unhealthy either.
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03-23-2014, 12:54 PM | #13 |
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We don't do oatmeal at all. For one, it's a grain, but even before we were grain-free, it's almost impossible to get oats that are not contaminated with gluten, so we didn't do them when we were just gluten-free either. And before THAT... well, I don't actually like oatmeal, so I never ate it.
Studies have shown that eating oatmeal every day can help lower cholesterol, but I personally think that's only because the people eating it were replacing the even worse carbs that they normally ate for breakfast. I think a person who normally ate eggs and fruit for breakfast would not see any improvement in their cholesterol by switching to oatmeal. |
03-23-2014, 01:26 PM | #14 |
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I did a bowl of oatmeal once. But, I didn't wait for it to cool down enough, and so I blistered my junk.
It felt real good for a minute, though.
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I wonder how much of America's "golden age" (the 1950s) was do to the reduction in world population from WWII. There would be less competition for scarce resources, and more competition for labor.
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