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06-04-2009, 08:21 AM | #1 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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I passed a student in the hallway, and she was talking to a friend about her mother.
She said "I mean, COME ON. I'm an ADULT. I'm 19 AND A HALF." If you don't know why that's funny, you're too young.
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06-04-2009, 08:36 AM | #3 |
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Did you write her up for being there without a hall pass?
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06-04-2009, 08:38 AM | #4 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Nah, I just smacked her and sent her to her room.
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06-05-2009, 07:49 PM | #5 |
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Next time, smack her and send her to my room.
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06-04-2009, 08:49 AM | #6 |
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Pics?
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06-05-2009, 10:19 AM | #7 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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On the way into work, I was behind a car (then passing in the passing lane) that had a license plate that read:
OMG I PWN I was laughing, and as I passed dude glanced over and i gave him a thumbs up. I loved it.
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06-06-2009, 07:34 AM | #8 |
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The twenty/20 cricket world cup.
I am very pleased that the Netherlands managed to beat England. I am pissing myself laughing that England managed to lose to the Netherlands. Not that I am a mean person or anything.
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06-08-2009, 02:27 PM | #9 |
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She's trying a little too hard
Great, now she's a crippled female minority.
Sotomayor’s New Accessory on Capitol HillYeah, I know, I'm going to hell... Which I don't believe in anyways...
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06-08-2009, 05:14 PM | #10 |
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Pie- if you don't believe in hell then you are going to Double Secret Probation Hell which, I hear, is worse.
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06-08-2009, 05:44 PM | #11 |
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06-09-2009, 08:48 AM | #12 |
dar512 is now Pete Zicato
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06-11-2009, 07:09 PM | #13 |
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06-08-2009, 06:08 PM | #14 |
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Ahem.
So, after defeats to the West Indies and Sri Lanka, Australia has been knocked out of the twenty/20 world cup. It's all my fault.
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06-08-2009, 06:31 PM | #15 |
“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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It's not your fault. It's Bush's Fault.
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